The Challenge Thread
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The Challenge Thread
I will assemble a playlist of ten songs by Swans that you will listen go—in their entirety—and you will report back here your assessment of each. Hilarity, abuse, and, maybe just maybe, world peace will result. Do you have the whatever Geordies consider balls for this?
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"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: I challenge Heston!
Why are you hiding from me, you demi-man?
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Re: I challenge Heston!
This. This is a good idea. Perhaps the only good idea there has ever been.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: I challenge Heston!
Send me the fucker and I will give my honest opinion of how bad it is.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: I challenge Heston!
“Big Strong Boss” from Filth
“Cop” from Cop
“Time is Money (Bastard)” from Greed/Holy Money
“Trust Me” from Children of God
“You Know Everything” from Various Failures
“I am the Sun” from The Great Annihilator
“Helpless Child” from Soundtracks for the Blind
“Apostate” from The Seer
“She Loves Us” from To Be Kind
“The Glowing Man” from The Glowing Man
A sample from the band's catalog, in chronological order. If you can't locate these on youtube or Spotify or whatever, let me know. And, goddammit, no skipping ahead because you get bored or scared. I'll know, you Thatcherite bastard!
“Cop” from Cop
“Time is Money (Bastard)” from Greed/Holy Money
“Trust Me” from Children of God
“You Know Everything” from Various Failures
“I am the Sun” from The Great Annihilator
“Helpless Child” from Soundtracks for the Blind
“Apostate” from The Seer
“She Loves Us” from To Be Kind
“The Glowing Man” from The Glowing Man
A sample from the band's catalog, in chronological order. If you can't locate these on youtube or Spotify or whatever, let me know. And, goddammit, no skipping ahead because you get bored or scared. I'll know, you Thatcherite bastard!
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Re: I challenge Heston!
I will assemble this on YouTube and listen under lab conditions on Thursday night. I'm gonna send the Mounties round to flog you if it's rubbish.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 8:19pm“Big Strong Boss” from Filth
“Cop” from Cop
“Time is Money (Bastard)” from Greed/Holy Money
“Trust Me” from Children of God
“You Know Everything” from Various Failures
“I am the Sun” from The Great Annihilator
“Helpless Child” from Soundtracks for the Blind
“Apostate” from The Seer
“She Loves Us” from To Be Kind
“The Glowing Man” from The Glowing Man
A sample from the band's catalog, in chronological order. If you can't locate these on youtube or Spotify or whatever, let me know. And, goddammit, no skipping ahead because you get bored or scared. I'll know, you Thatcherite bastard!
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: I challenge Heston!
If you decide that it's rubbish, the ghost of Bruno Gerusi will dump recovered log after recovered log on your hovel until every tin of food is smashed.Heston wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 8:23pmI will assemble this on YouTube and listen under lab conditions on Thursday night. I'm gonna send the Mounties round to flog you if it's rubbish.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 8:19pm“Big Strong Boss” from Filth
“Cop” from Cop
“Time is Money (Bastard)” from Greed/Holy Money
“Trust Me” from Children of God
“You Know Everything” from Various Failures
“I am the Sun” from The Great Annihilator
“Helpless Child” from Soundtracks for the Blind
“Apostate” from The Seer
“She Loves Us” from To Be Kind
“The Glowing Man” from The Glowing Man
A sample from the band's catalog, in chronological order. If you can't locate these on youtube or Spotify or whatever, let me know. And, goddammit, no skipping ahead because you get bored or scared. I'll know, you Thatcherite bastard!
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Just don't damage the Alpo.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 8:28pmIf you decide that it's rubbish, the ghost of Bruno Gerusi will dump recovered log after recovered log on your hovel until every tin of food is smashed.Heston wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 8:23pmI will assemble this on YouTube and listen under lab conditions on Thursday night. I'm gonna send the Mounties round to flog you if it's rubbish.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 8:19pm“Big Strong Boss” from Filth
“Cop” from Cop
“Time is Money (Bastard)” from Greed/Holy Money
“Trust Me” from Children of God
“You Know Everything” from Various Failures
“I am the Sun” from The Great Annihilator
“Helpless Child” from Soundtracks for the Blind
“Apostate” from The Seer
“She Loves Us” from To Be Kind
“The Glowing Man” from The Glowing Man
A sample from the band's catalog, in chronological order. If you can't locate these on youtube or Spotify or whatever, let me know. And, goddammit, no skipping ahead because you get bored or scared. I'll know, you Thatcherite bastard!
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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I told the missuz about this challenge and she said I was being mean. Then I explained that Heston is the KISS guy, and now she wants him to suffer. This is how real justice works.
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I love everything about this thread.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 8:49pmI told the missuz about this challenge and she said I was being mean. Then I explained that Heston is the KISS guy, and now she wants him to suffer. This is how real justice works.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
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"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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What makes me laugh is the Doc is so outraged by Heston's love of Kiss he has even complained to his missus.Wolter wrote: ↑14 Feb 2017, 1:30amI love everything about this thread.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 8:49pmI told the missuz about this challenge and she said I was being mean. Then I explained that Heston is the KISS guy, and now she wants him to suffer. This is how real justice works.
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Re: I challenge Heston!
He had to explain those nine months or so when he stayed up late into the night, looking for new pictures of KISS.101Walterton wrote: ↑14 Feb 2017, 2:01am[*]What makes me laugh is the Doc is so outraged by Heston's love of Kiss he has even complained to his missus.Wolter wrote: ↑14 Feb 2017, 1:30amI love everything about this thread.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 8:49pmI told the missuz about this challenge and she said I was being mean. Then I explained that Heston is the KISS guy, and now she wants him to suffer. This is how real justice works.
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Less interesting version is that she was watching the Gene Syphilis tv show from a few years back, being properly disgusted by him, and I mentioned that one of our own grew up over a toxic dump beside a leaky nuclear reactor and loves KISS.
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Also, Heston, can you set up a web cam to record yourself listening to "Cop"?
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Don't push your luck, Gerusssi.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Feb 2017, 9:48amAlso, Heston, can you set up a web cam to record yourself listening to "Cop"?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board