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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 9:16pm
Kory wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 9:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 9:08pm
Kory wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 8:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 6:16pm


Oh, duh. I had no idea he suffered from that.
He's never said it bluntly, but it's pretty obvious what he's talking about in some of those early interviews.
Admittedly I never read a ton of Smiths era interviews, but that never crossed my mind. Also, a former friend and I coined a better term for ED: BWS (Broken Wiener Syndrome). More panache, I think.
I think that's something else. Erections can "pop" like knuckles when wrenched just so, which causes some damage. I would call that BWS.
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Marky Dread wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 9:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 9:16pm
Kory wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 9:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 9:08pm
Kory wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 8:56pm


He's never said it bluntly, but it's pretty obvious what he's talking about in some of those early interviews.
Admittedly I never read a ton of Smiths era interviews, but that never crossed my mind. Also, a former friend and I coined a better term for ED: BWS (Broken Wiener Syndrome). More panache, I think.
I think that's something else. Erections can "pop" like knuckles when wrenched just so, which causes some damage. I would call that BWS.
All I want is my award and cash prize!
You'll never get to be Morrissey's best friend on the payrol.
I can comfort myself.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 9:34pm
Marky Dread wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 9:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 9:16pm
Kory wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 9:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Nov 2017, 9:08pm


Admittedly I never read a ton of Smiths era interviews, but that never crossed my mind. Also, a former friend and I coined a better term for ED: BWS (Broken Wiener Syndrome). More panache, I think.
I think that's something else. Erections can "pop" like knuckles when wrenched just so, which causes some damage. I would call that BWS.
All I want is my award and cash prize!
You'll never get to be Morrissey's best friend on the payrol.
I can comfort myself.
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So Morrissey has bad ED? This is like a commonly known thing?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Morissey is currently in the Jortsville.
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JennyB wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 11:55am
Morissey is currently in the Jortsville.
If you ask kindly, he'll offer an opinion on the subject of your choosing!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 12:40pm
JennyB wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 11:55am
Morissey is currently in the Jortsville.
If you ask kindly, he'll offer an opinion on the subject of your choosing!
Knowing absolutely nothing about The Smiths or Morrissey, and not particularly liking either, I'd love to conduct an interview with him.

My 10 Burning Questions:

1) Where do you get your ideas?
2) How do you find America?
3) Would you rather live in a dumpster or a cardboard box?
4) What is your favourite vape juice?
5) What does Morrissey do when he gets home?
6) What is your favourite chord?
7) Have you ever been skydiving?
8) Name your favourite legume.
9) What do you like best?
10) What would you say is your biggest flaw or weakness?

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Inder wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 1:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 12:40pm
JennyB wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 11:55am
Morissey is currently in the Jortsville.
If you ask kindly, he'll offer an opinion on the subject of your choosing!
Knowing absolutely nothing about The Smiths or Morrissey, and not particularly liking either, I'd love to conduct an interview with him.

My 10 Burning Questions:

1) Where do you get your ideas?
A) Cereal packets mostly.
2) How do you find America?
A) It's not the world.
3) Would you rather live in a dumpster or a cardboard box?
A) I wouldn't really call L.A. a dumpster but then it's no Manchester.
4) What is your favourite vape juice?
A) Urrrgh it's like reggae, vial!
5) What does Morrissey do when he gets home?
A) I take a bath then spend 5 minutes looking at my former glories then take another bath.
6) What is your favourite chord?
A) I have a big chunky pair I bought in Oxfam in Hulme in 1973.
7) Have you ever been skydiving?
A) Seriously?
8) Name your favourite legume.
A) Roll me over in the clover.
9) What do you like best?
A) spending 5 minutes looking at my former glories and taking baths.
10) What would you say is your biggest flaw or weakness?
A) My perfection is a total flaw.
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Curfews have been curbing
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Marky Dread wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 1:30pm
Inder wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 1:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 12:40pm
JennyB wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 11:55am
Morissey is currently in the Jortsville.
If you ask kindly, he'll offer an opinion on the subject of your choosing!
Knowing absolutely nothing about The Smiths or Morrissey, and not particularly liking either, I'd love to conduct an interview with him.

My 10 Burning Questions:

1) Where do you get your ideas?
A) Cereal packets mostly.
2) How do you find America?
A) It's not the world.
3) Would you rather live in a dumpster or a cardboard box?
A) I wouldn't really call L.A. a dumpster but then it's no Manchester.
4) What is your favourite vape juice?
A) Urrrgh it's like reggae, vial!
5) What does Morrissey do when he gets home?
A) I take a bath then spend 5 minutes looking at my former glories then take another bath.
6) What is your favourite chord?
A) I have a big chunky pair I bought in Oxfam in Hulme in 1973.
7) Have you ever been skydiving?
A) Seriously?
8) Name your favourite legume.
A) Roll me over in the clover.
9) What do you like best?
A) spending 5 minutes looking at my former glories and taking baths.
10) What would you say is your biggest flaw or weakness?
A) My perfection is a total flaw.
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matedog wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 11:54am
So Morrissey has bad ED? This is like a commonly known thing?
Again, I think if you read the early interviews, it's pretty clear what he's talking about. Whether or not other people have come to this conclusion, I dunno, and whether he still suffers from it, I sort of doubt since he's been dating. But in any case, I think his celibacy was just a decision made to avoid disappointment when his wedding tackle wasn't working.
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Kory wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 1:53pm
matedog wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 11:54am
So Morrissey has bad ED? This is like a commonly known thing?
Again, I think if you read the early interviews, it's pretty clear what he's talking about. Whether or not other people have come to this conclusion, I dunno, and whether he still suffers from it, I sort of doubt since he's been dating. But in any case, I think his celibacy was just a decision made to avoid disappointment when his wedding tackle wasn't working.
That's actually really sad.
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Marky Dread wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 1:30pm
Inder wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 1:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 12:40pm
JennyB wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 11:55am
Morissey is currently in the Jortsville.
If you ask kindly, he'll offer an opinion on the subject of your choosing!
Knowing absolutely nothing about The Smiths or Morrissey, and not particularly liking either, I'd love to conduct an interview with him.

My 10 Burning Questions:

1) Where do you get your ideas?
A) Cereal packets mostly.
2) How do you find America?
A) It's not the world.
3) Would you rather live in a dumpster or a cardboard box?
A) I wouldn't really call L.A. a dumpster but then it's no Manchester.
4) What is your favourite vape juice?
A) Urrrgh it's like reggae, vial!
5) What does Morrissey do when he gets home?
A) I take a bath then spend 5 minutes looking at my former glories then take another bath.
6) What is your favourite chord?
A) I have a big chunky pair I bought in Oxfam in Hulme in 1973.
7) Have you ever been skydiving?
A) Seriously?
8) Name your favourite legume.
A) Roll me over in the clover.
9) What do you like best?
A) spending 5 minutes looking at my former glories and taking baths.
10) What would you say is your biggest flaw or weakness?
A) My perfection is a total flaw.
Priceless! :mrgreen:
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JennyB wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 2:16pm
Kory wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 1:53pm
matedog wrote:
22 Nov 2017, 11:54am
So Morrissey has bad ED? This is like a commonly known thing?
Again, I think if you read the early interviews, it's pretty clear what he's talking about. Whether or not other people have come to this conclusion, I dunno, and whether he still suffers from it, I sort of doubt since he's been dating. But in any case, I think his celibacy was just a decision made to avoid disappointment when his wedding tackle wasn't working.
That's actually really sad.
My personal theory is that it was more of a psychological stumbling block than a medical one. I think Morrissey was either too nervous to get it going the couple times he tried and so decided not to try anymore, OR, he genuinely wasn't interested in his sexual partner or in sex generally at the time, which sent a signal not to perform.
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I very much almost shared this exact thing.
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