Songs that I hate...

[laxman]

"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi is definitely the worst song of all time.

Every line in the song is so cliched it could quite happily slip into an internet meme of your choice. The way they reference "Tommy and Gina" from their earlier piece of shit song is nauseating. The way they use that stupid "mouth guitar" gimmick again. The fucking full stop innate shitness about them in general. The way Jon Bon Jovi cut his hair in the mid nineties and started trying to be Bruce Springsteen. The way the fucking guitarist prances about singing those shrill over-high backing vocals. The key changes towards the end of every fucking song. The utter cunts. I bet Flex likes them.

Agreed. I'd rather listen to the far superior It's My Life by Talk Talk.

Lovely coiffure though.

[Silent Majority]

It's My Life by Billy Joel rules them all.

[JennyB]

It's My Life by Billy Joel rules them all.

[Silent Majority]

It's My Life by Billy Joel rules them all.

Well, it's better than the Bon Jovi one.

[JennyB]

It's My Life by Billy Joel rules them all.

Well, it's better than the Bon Jovi one.

That's a definitive "take the bullet" situation there.

[Dr. Medulla]

It's My Life by Billy Joel rules them all.

I hope you spend the rest of the week stubbing your toes on furniture.

[Silent Majority]

It's My Life by Billy Joel rules them all.

I hope you spend the rest of the week stubbing your toes on furniture.

I don't care what you say.

[Dr. Medulla]

It's My Life by Billy Joel rules them all.

I hope you spend the rest of the week stubbing your toes on furniture.

I don't care what you say.

Here's your curse: You deeply care what I say. It nags at you. It eats at your gall bladder. It's that mosquito buzzing near your ear that you can't swat.

[Heston]

It's My Life by Billy Joel rules them all.

It's just called "My Life" but you are correct. I like the Talk Talk song but Billy's is a classic.

[WestwayKid]

It's My Life by Billy Joel rules them all.

It's just called "My Life" but you are correct. I like the Talk Talk song but Billy's is a classic.

Billy Joel is one of those guys who has songs I really like and songs I fantastically hate. My Life is right in the middle for me.

[Heston]

It's My Life by Billy Joel rules them all.

It's just called "My Life" but you are correct. I like the Talk Talk song but Billy's is a classic.

Billy Joel is one of those guys who has songs I really like and songs I fantastically hate. My Life is right in the middle for me.

I only know his hit singles but they are mostly decent for an MOR artist. He is certainly better than Elton John and Rod Stewart.

[Marky Dread]

It's My Life by Billy Joel rules them all.

"It's not your life it's my life" - John Lydon.

[JennyB]

It's My Life by Billy Joel rules them all.

It's just called "My Life" but you are correct. I like the Talk Talk song but Billy's is a classic.