I thought Heston would come to the defense first. Hope he's doing ok.
Bad Christmas Music That's Bad
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It was already mutating into the most inappropriately over-covered "Xmas" song since "Baby It's Cold Outside", but now it's in overdrive since woke centrists adopted that SNL skit as mantra.
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Wife makes me play pop Christmas tunes when all I want to hear is Nat King Cole and Bing Crosby. Consequently I have to hear barely legal pop starlet after barely legal pop starlet trying out sexify "Santa Baby."
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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You fucked up when writing the wedding vows.
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Most egregious is this garbage from N Sync
What a late 90s time capsule.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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News flash: John Legend still sucks. He still struggles with anything remotely faster than mid tempo and he frequently veers in and out of tune. His voice is technically awful for the genre.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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There is no way in hell that I'll ever click on that.matedog wrote: ↑03 Dec 2018, 1:25pmMost egregious is this garbage from N Sync
What a late 90s time capsule.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I heard a new candidate for the first time yesterday!!
I Want To Wish You A Maori Christmas
I Want To Wish You A Maori Christmas
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I was just at the dentist. That fucking "Do They Know It's Christmas?" came on the sound system. Confirming that dentists are sadists.
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What you didn't know, there was a camera tooDr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Dec 2018, 4:15pmI was just at the dentist. That fucking "Do They Know It's Christmas?" came on the sound system. Confirming that dentists are sadists.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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Gadzooks! I've been violated!Olaf wrote: ↑03 Dec 2018, 8:53pmWhat you didn't know, there was a camera tooDr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Dec 2018, 4:15pmI was just at the dentist. That fucking "Do They Know It's Christmas?" came on the sound system. Confirming that dentists are sadists.
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Hootie & The Blowfish - The Christmas Song
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Once again, and I say this every year, Ethiopia has one of the world's oldest Christian communities. SO YES THEY FUCKING KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS, SIR BOB.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Dec 2018, 4:15pmI was just at the dentist. That fucking "Do They Know It's Christmas?" came on the sound system. Confirming that dentists are sadists.
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I just saw they're reuniting for a tour or something. Oh boy. Middle aged white Americans rejoice!!
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.