The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

General music discussion.
Wolter
User avatar
Half Foghorn Leghorn, Half Albert Brooks
Posts: 55432
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 7:59pm
Location: ¡HOLIDAY RO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OAD!

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Wolter »

That was not as repulsive as I might have feared.

(I kid. That was a fairly decent version given its necessarily hasty preparation and lack of Prince.)
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

matedog
User avatar
Purveyor of Hoyistic Thought
Posts: 25797
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 4:07pm
Location: 1995

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by matedog »

Looks like my competition is an Argentinian polo player/model: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Roldan
(see Personal Life)
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 115976
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Dr. Medulla »

matedog wrote:Looks like my competition is an Argentinian polo player/model: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Roldan
(see Personal Life)
I'd be happy to tattoo all kinds of shit on you.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

matedog
User avatar
Purveyor of Hoyistic Thought
Posts: 25797
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 4:07pm
Location: 1995

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by matedog »

Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Looks like my competition is an Argentinian polo player/model: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Roldan
(see Personal Life)
I'd be happy to tattoo all kinds of shit on you.
If I get seven tats, maybe she'll love me more than that handsome, rich man.
Image
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 115976
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Dr. Medulla »

I'd tattoo the lyrics to "Love Will Tear Us Apart" on your back.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

Rat Patrol
User avatar
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 15431
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 9:23pm
Location: A flat burning junkheap for twenty square miles

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Rat Patrol »

https://nypost.com/2016/08/27/bruce-spr ... s-concert/

This is record-breaking like a relentless record-breaking drought is record-breaking. X(

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 115976
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Dr. Medulla »

Rat Patrol wrote:https://nypost.com/2016/08/27/bruce-spr ... s-concert/

This is record-breaking like a relentless record-breaking drought is record-breaking. X(
"Daddy, why won't that awful man stop?"
"Quiet. According to celebrities, this is meaningful."
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

Silent Majority
Singer-Songwriter Nancy
Posts: 18702
Joined: 10 Nov 2008, 8:28pm
Location: South Londoner in the Midlands.

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Silent Majority »

The rest of the E Street band are very careful about where they sleep. Bruce might attach the Machine to their forehead and sneak out another precious few bars of their energy and lifeforce.
a lifetime serving one machine
Is ten times worse than prison


www.pexlives.libsyn.com/

matedog
User avatar
Purveyor of Hoyistic Thought
Posts: 25797
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 4:07pm
Location: 1995

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by matedog »

Image
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 115976
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Dr. Medulla »

America's most successful mechanic!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

matedog
User avatar
Purveyor of Hoyistic Thought
Posts: 25797
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 4:07pm
Location: 1995

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by matedog »

Dr. Medulla wrote:America's most successful mechanic!
His daughter's instagram is starkly non-working class.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

Rat Patrol
User avatar
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 15431
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 9:23pm
Location: A flat burning junkheap for twenty square miles

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Rat Patrol »

Dr. Medulla wrote:America's most successful mechanic!
And to think the photo only took 46 takes before he learned how to sit correctly on the "funny 2-wheel limo with the top down and invisible chauffer".

Jimmy Jazz
User avatar
Graffiti Bandit Pioneer
Posts: 1552
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 6:40pm

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Jimmy Jazz »

I wish this current Bruce tour would fucking end already

muppet hi fi
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 5190
Joined: 19 Feb 2009, 1:10pm

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by muppet hi fi »

Jimmy Jazz wrote:I wish this current Bruce tour would fucking end already
Why? I thought you dug Bruuuce. And his last US show is in a couple days, so don't worry.

Just announced they'll be playing shows in Australia, plus Bruuuuce's book promo tour, then the new album which he'll no doubt tour behind, solo or with the ESB.

In any case, Bruce or some band member will no doubt die soon (it's still 2016, after all), then the carnival will come to an end and all the rabid haters will be happy.
Strong shoes is what we got and when they're hot they're hot!
- Marky Dread and his fabulous Screaming Blue Messiahs

Jimmy Jazz
User avatar
Graffiti Bandit Pioneer
Posts: 1552
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 6:40pm

Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Jimmy Jazz »

muppet hi fi wrote:
Jimmy Jazz wrote:I wish this current Bruce tour would fucking end already
Why? I thought you dug Bruuuce. And his last US show is in a couple days, so don't worry.

Just announced they'll be playing shows in Australia, plus Bruuuuce's book promo tour, then the new album which he'll no doubt tour behind, solo or with the ESB.

In any case, Bruce or some band member will no doubt die soon (it's still 2016, after all), then the carnival will come to an end and all the rabid haters will be happy.
I'm sure the shows are fun but I'd rather get a new album already.

Post Reply