I hope you were smart enough to dissolve his body in acid before disposing of it in the woods. The murder was just, but the law isn't.revbob wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 11:43amI was in a coworkers car recently. Hes got satellite radio. Some Ratt song from 198-whatever comes on. Hes a 20 something and hes like "hey you must remeber this song from back in the day, is that what you were listening to?"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 11:18amFull confession: I came up with a whole bunch of shitty metal bands from the 80s for my example, then looked them up on Wikipedia—because I care that much about my dumb snark, people!—and they're all still doing the corn dog state fair circuit, so I said fuck it and still went with Dokken as one of my picks (because I don't care that much about my dumb snark, people!).revbob wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 11:12amTheres too much of a market for shit hair metal these days.Wolter wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 10:57amI just looked up Dokken for shits and giggles and...nope. They’re touring, so they had to back out.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 9:37amIf they can pull in someone from Stryper or Dokken, I think they're ready to open for Chickenfoot.
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"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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To the 90s thread with you!WestwayKid wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 11:41amMy full confession for the day is I actually saw Korn live back in the late 90's and I can make no excuse for it.
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Re: The KISS thread
Yeah I need to ditch the vehicle somewhere tbough.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 11:47amI hope you were smart enough to dissolve his body in acid before disposing of it in the woods. The murder was just, but the law isn't.revbob wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 11:43amI was in a coworkers car recently. Hes got satellite radio. Some Ratt song from 198-whatever comes on. Hes a 20 something and hes like "hey you must remeber this song from back in the day, is that what you were listening to?"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 11:18amFull confession: I came up with a whole bunch of shitty metal bands from the 80s for my example, then looked them up on Wikipedia—because I care that much about my dumb snark, people!—and they're all still doing the corn dog state fair circuit, so I said fuck it and still went with Dokken as one of my picks (because I don't care that much about my dumb snark, people!).
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This is almost punk...
Almost...
Almost...
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Basic bar band rock, not punk (not even almost).
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It's got the same amateur values and quiet desperation to it. Or I could be drunk.
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I vote for "or." The quiet desperation is only among those who can't stop the video or hit mute.
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http://ultimateclassicrock.com/gene-sim ... -invictus/
This is ingenious reverse-psychology for getting popular opinion to buy into the Drug War.
This is ingenious reverse-psychology for getting popular opinion to buy into the Drug War.
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I always knew he was a good bloke at heart. That being an asshole stuff is just his shtick.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑17 Mar 2018, 9:08pmhttp://ultimateclassicrock.com/gene-sim ... -invictus/
This is ingenious reverse-psychology for getting popular opinion to buy into the Drug War.
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Heston wrote: ↑17 Mar 2018, 10:34pmI always knew he was a good bloke at heart. That being an asshole stuff is just his shtick.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑17 Mar 2018, 9:08pmhttp://ultimateclassicrock.com/gene-sim ... -invictus/
This is ingenious reverse-psychology for getting popular opinion to buy into the Drug War.
Perhaps they figured they needed a true shithead to promote the brand.Invictus, a publicly traded corporation described as "a Canadian cannabis, vaporizer and fertilizer producer."
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True story: in college I took a music appreciation course and the textbook used Kiss as their sole example of a punk band.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Mar 2018, 7:28pmI vote for "or." The quiet desperation is only among those who can't stop the video or hit mute.
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"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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I support this:
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
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Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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This explains much about our man Heston.
And possibly even you, Wolter.
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Re: The KISS thread
Ace's new gig.