The KISS thread

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Re: The KISS thread

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Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?
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There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:23pm
Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?

kisss.jpg
I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?
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Re: The KISS thread

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Wolter wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:33pm
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:23pm
Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?

kisss.jpg
I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?
I am still laughing as I type this.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Wolter wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:33pm
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:23pm
Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?

kisss.jpg
I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?
Inner circle, hall of fame post. :cool:
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Re: The KISS thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:39pm
Wolter wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:33pm
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:23pm
Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?

kisss.jpg
I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?
Inner circle, hall of fame post. :cool:
Yep 10/10, I'm laughing all over again.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:39pm
Wolter wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:33pm
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:23pm
Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?

kisss.jpg
I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?
Inner circle, hall of fame post. :cool:
Yep 10/10, I'm laughing all over again.
I too am laughing. Probably for all the wrong reasons though. :mrgreen:
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Re: The KISS thread

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muppet hi fi wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 12:19am
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:39pm
Wolter wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:33pm
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:23pm
Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?

kisss.jpg
I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?
Inner circle, hall of fame post. :cool:
Yep 10/10, I'm laughing all over again.
I too am laughing. Probably for all the wrong reasons though. :mrgreen:
No wrong way to laugh at KISS.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The KISS thread

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Wolter wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 12:25am
muppet hi fi wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 12:19am
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:39pm
Wolter wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:33pm


I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?
Inner circle, hall of fame post. :cool:
Yep 10/10, I'm laughing all over again.
I too am laughing. Probably for all the wrong reasons though. :mrgreen:
No wrong way to laugh at KISS.
The wrong way to KISS-laugh is if the grin is too wide and you end up splitting one of the oozing lesions around your mouth.

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Re: The KISS thread

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Rat Patrol wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 8:20am
Wolter wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 12:25am
muppet hi fi wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 12:19am
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:39pm


Inner circle, hall of fame post. :cool:
Yep 10/10, I'm laughing all over again.
I too am laughing. Probably for all the wrong reasons though. :mrgreen:
No wrong way to laugh at KISS.
The wrong way to KISS-laugh is if the grin is too wide and you end up splitting one of the oozing lesions around your mouth.
Source: Shannon Tweed
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Re: The KISS thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 8:44am
Rat Patrol wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 8:20am
Wolter wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 12:25am
muppet hi fi wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 12:19am
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:42pm


Yep 10/10, I'm laughing all over again.
I too am laughing. Probably for all the wrong reasons though. :mrgreen:
No wrong way to laugh at KISS.
The wrong way to KISS-laugh is if the grin is too wide and you end up splitting one of the oozing lesions around your mouth.
Source: Shannon Tweed
Oof. :lol:
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Re: The KISS thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 8:44am
Rat Patrol wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 8:20am
Wolter wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 12:25am
muppet hi fi wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 12:19am
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:42pm


Yep 10/10, I'm laughing all over again.
I too am laughing. Probably for all the wrong reasons though. :mrgreen:
No wrong way to laugh at KISS.
The wrong way to KISS-laugh is if the grin is too wide and you end up splitting one of the oozing lesions around your mouth.
Source: Shannon Tweed
I’m dying!? :mrgreen:
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Re: The KISS thread

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WestwayKid wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 11:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 8:44am
Rat Patrol wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 8:20am
Wolter wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 12:25am
muppet hi fi wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 12:19am

I too am laughing. Probably for all the wrong reasons though. :mrgreen:
No wrong way to laugh at KISS.
The wrong way to KISS-laugh is if the grin is too wide and you end up splitting one of the oozing lesions around your mouth.
Source: Shannon Tweed
I’m dying laughing with that one! :mrgreen:
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Re: The KISS thread

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WestwayKid wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 11:19pm
WestwayKid wrote:
30 Mar 2018, 11:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 8:44am
Rat Patrol wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 8:20am
Wolter wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 12:25am

No wrong way to laugh at KISS.
The wrong way to KISS-laugh is if the grin is too wide and you end up splitting one of the oozing lesions around your mouth.
Source: Shannon Tweed
I’m dying laughing with that one! :mrgreen:
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Re: The KISS thread

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I want to have sex with KISS. They could show mr a thig or two.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
07 Apr 2018, 9:39pm
I want to have sex with KISS. They could show mr a thig or two.
I will leave a retort to this declaration to nimbler minds than mine. :scared:
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