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Re: The KISS thread

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Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
in the very narrowly defined parameters of this question: yes. it would be preferable to seeing their hideous human visages.
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Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
The makeup provides a measure of sealant against all the oozing open sores, which while not much is better than the more horrible alternative.

I'm assuming the lady is already inebriated and/or unconscious from the roofie before this question is even asked, since there is no practical real-world way the entire sentence would be completed before the can of mace is emptied into the questioner's eyesockets.

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Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
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Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
I would hope to be a corpse in that situation, so it doesn't matter.
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Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
In costume obviously.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
I'd prefer to dip myself in a vat of acid.
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JennyB wrote:
01 Oct 2018, 11:10am
Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
I'd prefer to dip myself in a vat of acid.
That's certainly better than contracting an extinction event-level STD.
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JoseUnidos wrote:
01 Oct 2018, 3:34pm
JennyB wrote:
01 Oct 2018, 11:10am
Heston wrote:
29 Sep 2018, 10:25pm
Question for the ladies: If you were going to bed with a member of KISS, would you prefer it if they wore their make up/costumes? Men can answer too.
I'd prefer to dip myself in a vat of acid.
That's certainly better than contracting an extinction event-level STD.
Indeed
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Ill take option C. It wasn't listed but was certainly implied.

Option C: to murder them and incinerate the corpse.

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Okay, per revbob, I wanna change my answer.
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PAUL STANLEY On KISS's 'End Of The Road' Tour: 'Once We Play Your City, It Is Done
Can't happen soon enough

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revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:10pm
PAUL STANLEY On KISS's 'End Of The Road' Tour: 'Once We Play Your City, It Is Done
Can't happen soon enough
What if they're not playing your city?
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WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:12pm
revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:10pm
PAUL STANLEY On KISS's 'End Of The Road' Tour: 'Once We Play Your City, It Is Done
Can't happen soon enough
What if they're not playing your city?
That's both satisfying and scary at the same time. Especially since my city is NOT one they will be playing.

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revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:29pm
WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:12pm
revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:10pm
PAUL STANLEY On KISS's 'End Of The Road' Tour: 'Once We Play Your City, It Is Done
Can't happen soon enough
What if they're not playing your city?
That's both satisfying and scary at the same time. Especially since my city is NOT one they will be playing.
They just announced today that they will be playing the new Milwaukee Bucks arena on March 1st. I'm taking a hard pass.
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