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Re: The KISS thread

Post by revbob » 29 Oct 2018, 7:43pm

WestwayKid wrote:
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revbob wrote:
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29 Oct 2018, 7:10pm
PAUL STANLEY On KISS's 'End Of The Road' Tour: 'Once We Play Your City, It Is Done
Can't happen soon enough
What if they're not playing your city?
That's both satisfying and scary at the same time. Especially since my city is NOT one they will be playing.
They just announced today that they will be playing the new Milwaukee Bucks arena on March 1st. I'm taking a hard pass.
Good call.

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Re: The KISS thread

Post by JennyB » 30 Oct 2018, 10:13am

revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:43pm
WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:33pm
revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:29pm
WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:12pm
revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2018, 7:10pm


Can't happen soon enough
What if they're not playing your city?
That's both satisfying and scary at the same time. Especially since my city is NOT one they will be playing.
They just announced today that they will be playing the new Milwaukee Bucks arena on March 1st. I'm taking a hard pass.
Good call.
LOL, not even KISS will play the 'Jortsville.
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Heston » 30 Oct 2018, 10:16am

They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.
I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.

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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Oct 2018, 10:23am

Heston wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 10:16am
They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.
Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by WestwayKid » 30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 10:23am
Heston wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 10:16am
They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.
Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …
I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.
"If they believed in a place called Kokomo, then so did I." - Michael Edward Love

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Re: The KISS thread

Post by revbob » 30 Oct 2018, 2:20pm

WestwayKid wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 10:23am
Heston wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 10:16am
They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.
Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …
I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.
Doc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.

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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Wolter » 30 Oct 2018, 2:32pm

Every time I see this thread bumped in the middle of the day I think “Heston must’ve started early.”
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Oct 2018, 3:17pm

revbob wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 2:20pm
WestwayKid wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 10:23am
Heston wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 10:16am
They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.
Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …
I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.
Doc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.
*runs through the index cards*
Running sores
Festering
Itching and bleeding blisters
General assholery
Statutory rape
Limp metaphors
Limp dick because of disease
Limp brain because of assholery (see General Assholery)
Mike Love, similarity to

Nope, sorry, no immediate jokes are coming to me.
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Heston » 30 Oct 2018, 7:05pm

Wolter wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 2:32pm
Every time I see this thread bumped in the middle of the day I think “Heston must’ve started early.”
:lol:

For that, I'm gonna get me a ticket for Newcastle. Then you'll know what drunk is.
I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.

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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Heston » 30 Oct 2018, 7:10pm

Wolter wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:33pm
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:23pm
Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?

kisss.jpg
I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?
Shit, this might be my favourite ever post on IMCT.
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Wolter » 30 Oct 2018, 7:54pm

Heston wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 7:10pm
Wolter wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:33pm
Heston wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:23pm
Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?

kisss.jpg
I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?
Shit, this might be my favourite ever post on IMCT.
:lol:
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by JennyB » 31 Oct 2018, 9:27am

revbob wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 2:20pm
WestwayKid wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 10:23am
Heston wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 10:16am
They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.
Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …
I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.
Doc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.
I was listening to an interview with them on Volume the other day, and Paul said something to the effect of (in trying to stress their importance and influence) "There is KISS dna in everything these days." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road to vomit.
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 31 Oct 2018, 9:47am

JennyB wrote:
31 Oct 2018, 9:27am
revbob wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 2:20pm
WestwayKid wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 10:23am
Heston wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 10:16am
They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.
Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …
I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.
Doc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.
I was listening to an interview with them on Volume the other day, and Paul said something to the effect of (in trying to stress their importance and influence) "There is KISS dna in everything these days." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road to vomit.
A lot of cold cases could be solved, I guess, by just charging Paul and Gene and going with the DNA evidence.
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Re: The KISS thread

Post by WestwayKid » 31 Oct 2018, 10:03am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Oct 2018, 9:47am
JennyB wrote:
31 Oct 2018, 9:27am
revbob wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 2:20pm
WestwayKid wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 10:23am


Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …
I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.
Doc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.
I was listening to an interview with them on Volume the other day, and Paul said something to the effect of (in trying to stress their importance and influence) "There is KISS dna in everything these days." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road to vomit.
A lot of cold cases could be solved, I guess, by just charging Paul and Gene and going with the DNA evidence.
A lot of fatherless children might no longer be fatherless...
"If they believed in a place called Kokomo, then so did I." - Michael Edward Love

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Re: The KISS thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 31 Oct 2018, 10:24am

WestwayKid wrote:
31 Oct 2018, 10:03am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Oct 2018, 9:47am
JennyB wrote:
31 Oct 2018, 9:27am
revbob wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 2:20pm
WestwayKid wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm


I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.
Doc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.
I was listening to an interview with them on Volume the other day, and Paul said something to the effect of (in trying to stress their importance and influence) "There is KISS dna in everything these days." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road to vomit.
A lot of cold cases could be solved, I guess, by just charging Paul and Gene and going with the DNA evidence.
A lot of fatherless children might no longer be fatherless...
Yet also more miserable by the revelation.
Endut! Hoch Hech!

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