If Music Could Talk

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2018, 7:33pm

revbob wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2018, 7:29pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2018, 7:12pm

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29 Oct 2018, 7:10pm

PAUL STANLEY On KISS's 'End Of The Road' Tour: 'Once We Play Your City, It Is Done

Can't happen soon enough

What if they're not playing your city?

That's both satisfying and scary at the same time. Especially since my city is NOT one they will be playing.

They just announced today that they will be playing the new Milwaukee Bucks arena on March 1st. I'm taking a hard pass.

Good call.

revbob wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2018, 7:43pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2018, 7:33pm

revbob wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2018, 7:29pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2018, 7:12pm

revbob wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2018, 7:10pm

Can't happen soon enough

What if they're not playing your city?

That's both satisfying and scary at the same time. Especially since my city is NOT one they will be playing.

They just announced today that they will be playing the new Milwaukee Bucks arena on March 1st. I'm taking a hard pass.

Good call.

LOL, not even KISS will play the 'Jortsville.

They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.

Heston wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 10:16am

They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.

Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 10:23am

Heston wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 10:16am

They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.

Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …

I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 10:23am

Heston wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 10:16am

They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.

Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …

I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.

Doc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.

Every time I see this thread bumped in the middle of the day I think “Heston must’ve started early.”

revbob wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 2:20pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 10:23am

Heston wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 10:16am

They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.

Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …

I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.

Doc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.

*runs through the index cards*
Running sores
Festering
Itching and bleeding blisters
General assholery
Statutory rape
Limp metaphors
Limp dick because of disease
Limp brain because of assholery (see General Assholery)
Mike Love, similarity to

Nope, sorry, no immediate jokes are coming to me.

Wolter wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 2:32pm

Every time I see this thread bumped in the middle of the day I think “Heston must’ve started early.”

For that, I'm gonna get me a ticket for Newcastle. Then you'll know what drunk is.

Wolter wrote: ↑

28 Mar 2018, 6:33pm

Heston wrote: ↑

28 Mar 2018, 6:23pm

Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?

kisss.jpg

I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?

Shit, this might be my favourite ever post on IMCT.

Heston wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 7:10pm

Wolter wrote: ↑

28 Mar 2018, 6:33pm

Heston wrote: ↑

28 Mar 2018, 6:23pm

Holy fuck, we're doing a charity gig next Saturday and this is up for auction, genuine KISS autographs. They even have a Kertificate of Authenticity.

How high do I go?

kisss.jpg

I mean, how high are you normally when you praise KISS on here?

Shit, this might be my favourite ever post on IMCT.

revbob wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 2:20pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 10:23am

Heston wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 10:16am

They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.

Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …

I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.

Doc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.

I was listening to an interview with them on Volume the other day, and Paul said something to the effect of (in trying to stress their importance and influence) "There is KISS dna in everything these days." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road to vomit.

JennyB wrote: ↑

31 Oct 2018, 9:27am

revbob wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 2:20pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 10:23am

Heston wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 10:16am

They're coming tp Newcastle again. Boy, I'm tempted.

Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …

I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.

Doc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.

I was listening to an interview with them on Volume the other day, and Paul said something to the effect of (in trying to stress their importance and influence) "There is KISS dna in everything these days." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road to vomit.

A lot of cold cases could be solved, I guess, by just charging Paul and Gene and going with the DNA evidence.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

31 Oct 2018, 9:47am

JennyB wrote: ↑

31 Oct 2018, 9:27am

revbob wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 2:20pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 10:23am

Last chance to see those old hags phone in the same old clichés, man …

I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.

Doc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.

I was listening to an interview with them on Volume the other day, and Paul said something to the effect of (in trying to stress their importance and influence) "There is KISS dna in everything these days." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road to vomit.

A lot of cold cases could be solved, I guess, by just charging Paul and Gene and going with the DNA evidence.

A lot of fatherless children might no longer be fatherless...

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

31 Oct 2018, 10:03am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

31 Oct 2018, 9:47am

JennyB wrote: ↑

31 Oct 2018, 9:27am

revbob wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 2:20pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2018, 12:41pm

I was just out on my lunch and heard a radio ad for their Milwaukee show. Crazy how much hyperbole they were able to cram into 20 second spot.

Doc's got a great Gene Simmons STD joke along these lines... I'm too lazy to come up with one.

I was listening to an interview with them on Volume the other day, and Paul said something to the effect of (in trying to stress their importance and influence) "There is KISS dna in everything these days." I almost had to pull over to the side of the road to vomit.

A lot of cold cases could be solved, I guess, by just charging Paul and Gene and going with the DNA evidence.

A lot of fatherless children might no longer be fatherless...

Yet also more miserable by the revelation.