Heston and Marky's Friday Top 5

[Flex]

David Allan Coe, "Linda Lovelace"

Dammit, I was trying to remember this one. One of the tamer songs off DAC's x-rated albums, frankly.

[Flex]

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?

you never let me try the space laser

[JennyB]

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?

you never let me try the space laser

[Olaf]

Marlene on the Wall - Suzanne Vega
Ingrid Bergman - Billy Bragg & Wilco
Who Killed Marilyn? - Glenn Danzig
John Wayne's Dream - Big Country
Robert De Niro's Waiting - Bananarama

[WestwayKid]

Gene Hackman - Robyn Hitchcock
Francis Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle - Nirvana
Lee Remick - The Go Betweens
Uma Thurman - Fall Out Boy
Robert Mitchum - Julian Cope

[Marky Dread]

Paul Craft, "Linda Lovelace (Come Sit on My Face)"
David Allan Coe, "Linda Lovelace"
Frightwig, “Booby Prize (Dedicated To Linda Lovelace)”
The Fauves, “Sleep Wonderfully Warm With Linda Lovelace”
Marc With A C, “Linda Lovelace For President”

(Save this list, too, for "songs I've never actually heard.")

I don't think she was acting in "Deep Throat".

[Marky Dread]

Gene Hackman - Robyn Hitchcock
Francis Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle - Nirvana
Lee Remick - The Go Betweens
Uma Thurman - Fall Out Boy
Robert Mitchum - Julian Cope

[Low Down Low]

Top 5 songs with a film star/actor in the title.

Michael Caine - Madness
Bella Lugosi's Dead - Bauhaus
Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz
Hey, Charlie Chaplin - Carbon/Silicon
Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes

Fun fact: the first line of Michael Caine was written as "We'll get the IRA, yeah yeah" but Suggs couldn't get himself to sing it so garbled it instead.

[Dr. Medulla]

Paul Craft, "Linda Lovelace (Come Sit on My Face)"
David Allan Coe, "Linda Lovelace"
Frightwig, “Booby Prize (Dedicated To Linda Lovelace)”
The Fauves, “Sleep Wonderfully Warm With Linda Lovelace”
Marc With A C, “Linda Lovelace For President”

(Save this list, too, for "songs I've never actually heard.")

I don't think she was acting in "Deep Throat".

To my knowledge, she didn't actually have a clitoris in her throat, only her character.

[Marky Dread]

Top 5 songs with a film star/actor in the title.

Michael Caine - Madness
Bella Lugosi's Dead - Bauhaus
Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz
Hey, Charlie Chaplin - Carbon/Silicon
Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes

Fun fact: the first line of Michael Caine was written as "We'll get the IRA, yeah yeah" but Suggs couldn't get himself to sing it so garbled it instead.

That makes sense. It was written by Carl and Woody about "The Troubles" and based on Harry Palmer in the movie "The Ipcress File" and being an informer.

[Marky Dread]

Paul Craft, "Linda Lovelace (Come Sit on My Face)"
David Allan Coe, "Linda Lovelace"
Frightwig, “Booby Prize (Dedicated To Linda Lovelace)”
The Fauves, “Sleep Wonderfully Warm With Linda Lovelace”
Marc With A C, “Linda Lovelace For President”

(Save this list, too, for "songs I've never actually heard.")

I don't think she was acting in "Deep Throat".

To my knowledge, she didn't actually have a clitoris in her throat, only her character.

I find that hard to swallow.

[Toppers Boppers]

1. I'm In Love With A German Film Star - The Passions
2. Candy Says - The Velvet Underground
3. Just Like Fred Astaire - James
4. Harmony Korine - Steven Wilson
5. John Wayne Is Big Leggy - Haysi Fantayzee

[Low Down Low]

Top 5 songs with a film star/actor in the title.

Michael Caine - Madness
Bella Lugosi's Dead - Bauhaus
Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz
Hey, Charlie Chaplin - Carbon/Silicon
Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes

Fun fact: the first line of Michael Caine was written as "We'll get the IRA, yeah yeah" but Suggs couldn't get himself to sing it so garbled it instead.

That makes sense. It was written by Carl and Woody about "The Troubles" and based on Harry Palmer in the movie "The Ipcress File" and being an informer.

Yeah, i read it in a book called Trouble Songs by Stuart Bailie. Cathal said it was about a guy getting a new identity and imagining himself to be Michael Caine, or something along those lines anyway. Suggsy probably wise to duck that charged opening line i think! One of their very finest for me.

[Low Down Low]

Rocky de Valera and the Rhythm Kings - John Wayne
Roxy Music - To H.B.
Gil Scott Heron - Re Ron
Elton John - Roy Rogers
Deep Purple - Vincent Price

[Dr. Medulla]

Paul Craft, "Linda Lovelace (Come Sit on My Face)"
David Allan Coe, "Linda Lovelace"
Frightwig, “Booby Prize (Dedicated To Linda Lovelace)”
The Fauves, “Sleep Wonderfully Warm With Linda Lovelace”
Marc With A C, “Linda Lovelace For President”

(Save this list, too, for "songs I've never actually heard.")

I don't think she was acting in "Deep Throat".

To my knowledge, she didn't actually have a clitoris in her throat, only her character.

I find that hard to swallow.

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