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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Kory wrote:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Kory wrote:
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I would have done it for you but I have no idea what FLAC means. Is that like flan?
They're both four-letter words starting with fla, so yeah. ;)

(FLAC is a type of music file preferred by music dorks. Better quality than mp3.)
and half the size of .wav!
But a sin against creation compared to whatever Neil Young's player uses.
Wax cylinders?
But wax cylinders up to 3000000 GHz, capable of sounds only deciphered by the slug people of Taluvian IX. And if they had opened up their slug wallets and converted their slug money to dollars, maybe the Pono would have survived.
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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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I've got another request. There's a book I want to buy via Abebook—$3.50. Shipping within the US: $3. Shipping to Trudeauistan: $50. :crazy:

So, anybody willing to be the hero these times call for and buy it and then reship to me?
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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:10am
$3.50. Shipping within the US: $3. Shipping to Trudeauistan: $50.
That's crazy. Is there any explanation for this?
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:10am
$3.50. Shipping within the US: $3. Shipping to Trudeauistan: $50.
That's crazy. Is there any explanation for this?
I haven't contacted the seller, but I've encountered that kind of gouging before. Some American vendors really don't like the apparent hassle of shipping out of the country.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:10am
I've got another request. There's a book I want to buy via Abebook—$3.50. Shipping within the US: $3. Shipping to Trudeauistan: $50. :crazy:

So, anybody willing to be the hero these times call for and buy it and then reship to me?
Give me the details Doc.

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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revbob wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 8:15am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:10am
I've got another request. There's a book I want to buy via Abebook—$3.50. Shipping within the US: $3. Shipping to Trudeauistan: $50. :crazy:

So, anybody willing to be the hero these times call for and buy it and then reship to me?
Give me the details Doc.
Sending PM …
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If it doesn't work out with Rev, I'm happy to do it.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 10:56am
If it doesn't work out with Rev, I'm happy to do it.
Im gonna resell it on the secondary market at a huge markup.

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revbob wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 10:58am
JennyB wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 10:56am
If it doesn't work out with Rev, I'm happy to do it.
Im gonna resell it on the secondary market at a huge markup.
DO IT.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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revbob wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 10:58am
JennyB wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 10:56am
If it doesn't work out with Rev, I'm happy to do it.
Im gonna resell it on the secondary market at a huge markup.
You lousy turncoat. You'll get yours, see. I don't forget nuthin', see. I'll be sizin' you up for a pair of concrete overshoes.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 11:13am
revbob wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 10:58am
JennyB wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 10:56am
If it doesn't work out with Rev, I'm happy to do it.
Im gonna resell it on the secondary market at a huge markup.
You lousy turncoat. You'll get yours, see. I don't forget nuthin', see. I'll be sizin' you up for a pair of concrete overshoes.
You might get this instead
Image

The riveting saga continues! Holly wakes up in a dirt person motel in the middle of nowhere with her runaway Obamacare Sex Robot, half-naked, sweaty with bliss. The night before she'd taken it to new levels. But now she has serious misgivings. She thought she was doing the right thing by stealing the robot away from her criminally sex-crazed husband Bradley, but now the entire country is after her with pitchforks 'n tazers.

The police are after her. The army is after her. The Obamacare Death Panels are after her. Fatass Bethany is after her with her weird, fluffy albino pimp friend

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Re: Wanted: American with a credit card and a kind heart

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revbob wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 11:24am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 11:13am
revbob wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 10:58am
JennyB wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 10:56am
If it doesn't work out with Rev, I'm happy to do it.
Im gonna resell it on the secondary market at a huge markup.
You lousy turncoat. You'll get yours, see. I don't forget nuthin', see. I'll be sizin' you up for a pair of concrete overshoes.
You might get this instead
Image

The riveting saga continues! Holly wakes up in a dirt person motel in the middle of nowhere with her runaway Obamacare Sex Robot, half-naked, sweaty with bliss. The night before she'd taken it to new levels. But now she has serious misgivings. She thought she was doing the right thing by stealing the robot away from her criminally sex-crazed husband Bradley, but now the entire country is after her with pitchforks 'n tazers.

The police are after her. The army is after her. The Obamacare Death Panels are after her. Fatass Bethany is after her with her weird, fluffy albino pimp friend
That book really needs a robot mayor from Colorado with giant scissors.
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that's by the author of a gronking to remember. she follows me on twitter. this book looks like a biography about me.
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Flex wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 2:41pm
that's by the author of a gronking to remember. she follows me on twitter. this book looks like a biography about me.
Yes she's my literary hero.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 8:31am
revbob wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 8:15am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 7:10am
I've got another request. There's a book I want to buy via Abebook—$3.50. Shipping within the US: $3. Shipping to Trudeauistan: $50. :crazy:

So, anybody willing to be the hero these times call for and buy it and then reship to me?
Give me the details Doc.
Sending PM …
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Got it today. Hope to have it heading your way some time next week.

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