Congratulations on you're recent nuptials in New Orleans young man, sorry about that, I guess the only thing we can do is play you a song.
I’ll piss on your grave!
On a personal level I'd like to book you to do my Obituary, I know you'll do a fine job.
Now, enjoy you're honeymoon if you are still there, ....I went to a seance last night and a Maureen O'Sullivan sends all her best.