Holy Crap, Heston

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Holy Crap, Heston

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... just turned 50!

Let me be the first to congratulate you, mate. Have a great day!
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Olaf wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 8:42pm
... just turned 50!

Let me be the first to congratulate you, mate. Have a great day!
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Cool—you're as old as Gene Simmons' first herpes infection.

You're a solid dude with wonderfully batshit perspectives. You bring much joy to this place and therefore to me. Treat yourself well on your birthday, bud. Meanwhile, enjoy this picture of colourful, aging drag queens:
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Happy birthday, you horrible, horrible man.
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Happy birthday!

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Welcome to the 50's Club,
Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday!!!!!

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50 and music tastes like a 12 year old. It's so great knowing you. Happy birthday fine sir!
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Well batted. As we always used to say at cricket make sure you carry on and double it up now!

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Welcome to the club kid :mrgreen:
Hope you have a great day 🍺🍺

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Thanks chaps. To celebrate I'm off to see Slade tonight.
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Happy birthday Heston, glad it was just your internet that was down.

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Happy 50th, Heston! You are an amazing person and I'm very glad I have gotten to "know" you over the years. Hope to meet you in person one day!

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Re: Holy Crap, Heston

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happy birthday Heston!

I always thought that you were older than me??
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deny wrote:
05 Dec 2018, 10:55am
happy birthday Heston!

I always thought that you were older than me??
I always thought we was a bit younger, say 40ish.

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