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I Learnt Some Valuable Lessons This Week !!

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1. Dont drop a mug of tea whilst wearing shorts.
2. Dont drop your wife's favourite mug.
3. Dont drop your wife's favourite mug full of tea onto your laptop computer whilst wearing shorts.
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That fits in with my law, which is Don't Drop A Goddamn Thing On Accident.
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eumaas wrote:That fits in with my law, which is Don't Drop A Goddamn Thing On Accident.
Brannigan's Law
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Flex wrote:
eumaas wrote:That fits in with my law, which is Don't Drop A Goddamn Thing On Accident.
Brannigan's Law
What law is that, Kif?
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101Walterton wrote:1. Dont drop a mug of tea whilst wearing shorts.
2. Dont drop your wife's favourite mug.
3. Dont drop your wife's favourite mug full of tea onto your laptop computer whilst wearing shorts.
Lesson: Never try to drink tea and use a laptop whilst running Marathons.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:
eumaas wrote:That fits in with my law, which is Don't Drop A Goddamn Thing On Accident.
Brannigan's Law
What law is that, Kif?
I forgot about Brannigan's Law. Probably because I have a very sexy learning disorder. What do I call it, Kif?
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:
eumaas wrote:That fits in with my law, which is Don't Drop A Goddamn Thing On Accident.
Brannigan's Law
What law is that, Kif?
I forgot about Brannigan's Law. Probably because I have a very sexy learning disorder. What do I call it, Kif?
Ugghhh …
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:
eumaas wrote:That fits in with my law, which is Don't Drop A Goddamn Thing On Accident.
Brannigan's Law
What law is that, Kif?
I forgot about Brannigan's Law. Probably because I have a very sexy learning disorder. What do I call it, Kif?
Ugghhh …
...Sexlexia
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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101Walterton wrote:1. Dont drop a mug of tea whilst wearing shorts.
2. Dont drop your wife's favourite mug.
3. Dont drop your wife's favourite mug full of tea onto your laptop computer whilst wearing shorts.
It's a mug's game

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Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote: Brannigan's Law
What law is that, Kif?
I forgot about Brannigan's Law. Probably because I have a very sexy learning disorder. What do I call it, Kif?
Ugghhh …
...Sexlexia
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