Happy Birthday, Esmark
Re: Happy Birthday, Esmark
Thanks a lot folks.
Spent the entire evening in the garage, changing tires on the cars...the snow is coming....
Spent the entire evening in the garage, changing tires on the cars...the snow is coming....
Re: Happy Birthday, Esmark
Sounds like the start of a Stephen King book.esmark wrote: Spent the entire evening in the garage, changing tires on the cars...the snow is coming....
Happy birthday.
Re: Happy Birthday, Esmark
That language looks familiar...Wolter wrote:Have a BLACK METAL DAY!
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Esmark
Well, what are the odds of finding an ACTUAL Norwegian on the toilet? They don't even go to the bathroom from what I hear.Olaf wrote:That language looks familiar...Wolter wrote:Have a BLACK METAL DAY!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Esmark
Could be a Norwegian reading a German newspaper of course.Wolter wrote:Well, what are the odds of finding an ACTUAL Norwegian on the toilet? They don't even go to the bathroom from what I hear.Olaf wrote:That language looks familiar...Wolter wrote:Have a BLACK METAL DAY!
But then again it looks like someone has been cleaning that bathroom with typical German thoroughness.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Esmark
Did you see the Metalocalypse when the band went to a black metal record store in Norway?
Dethklok: Where are the Dethklok records?
Clerk: We don't sell them, they are commercial sellouts.
Dethklok: What is this playing?
Clerk: That's my band's demos. We're called (????) It means horse penis.
Dethklok: I like it.
Clerk: Then I hate it.
Dethklok: Where are the Dethklok records?
Clerk: We don't sell them, they are commercial sellouts.
Dethklok: What is this playing?
Clerk: That's my band's demos. We're called (????) It means horse penis.
Dethklok: I like it.
Clerk: Then I hate it.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Esmark
Nice to see all record store clerks are the same.tepista wrote:Did you see the Metalocalypse when the band went to a black metal record store in Norway?
Dethklok: Where are the Dethklok records?
Clerk: We don't sell them, they are commercial sellouts.
Dethklok: What is this playing?
Clerk: That's my band's demos. We're called (????) It means horse penis.
Dethklok: I like it.
Clerk: Then I hate it.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
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"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Re: Happy Birthday, Esmark
Well who'd have predicted that ? (other than me of course ) Happy Birthday
Re: Happy Birthday, Esmark
Where did you hear that???Wolter wrote:Well, what are the odds of finding an ACTUAL Norwegian on the toilet? They don't even go to the bathroom from what I hear.Olaf wrote:That language looks familiar...Wolter wrote:Have a BLACK METAL DAY!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Esmark
Some dumb Swede...esmark wrote:Where did you hear that???Wolter wrote:Well, what are the odds of finding an ACTUAL Norwegian on the toilet? They don't even go to the bathroom from what I hear.Olaf wrote:That language looks familiar...Wolter wrote:Have a BLACK METAL DAY!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Esmark
happy belated!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Esmark
! ! ! ! ! happy belated birthday ! ! ! ! !
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Re: Happy Birthday, Esmark
I almost wished a happy belated, then remembered I STARTED this thread.
Oh well...HAPPY BELATED ANYWAY!
Oh well...HAPPY BELATED ANYWAY!
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