The War of Plutonian Aggression

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The War of Plutonian Aggression

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http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/

Only 28 days till America bombs IMCT luddites' favorite not-a-planet. I'll start spreading the gasoline all over this thread in preparation.


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LOOK AT THAT PATHETIC LITTLE ZIT. BARELY TWICE THE SIZE OF ITS OWN MOON!
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THERE IS A FUCKING ANGRY FACE ON THIS INSIGNIFICANT FUCKING MINOR PLANET.

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Rat Patrol wrote:THERE IS A FUCKING ANGRY FACE ON THIS INSIGNIFICANT FUCKING MINOR PLANET.

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Naw.


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SOON.
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Even NASA doesn't think minor planets deserve the prime-time treatment, and scheduled this flyby for a Tuesday in mid-July against network TV re-runs.
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Caving to popular demand, NASA scientists have agreed to start naming features on Pluto after Disney characters after all. :hmm:
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Fucking nerds.
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Flex wrote:Fucking nerds.
You're just jealous a crowd of overexcited onlookers aren't leaping for joy at a normal readout from your navigational telemetry, Dillon Lander 2. :naughty:
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Rat Patrol wrote:You're just jealous a crowd of overexcited onlookers aren't leaping for joy at a normal readout from your navigational telemetry, Dillon Lander 2. :naughty:
SCIENCE DEMANDS READINGS FROM THE MCRIB FACTORIES
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If Earth had the same gravity as largest planet in the known universe and you dropped a small pebble, the gravitational pull would be so strong the pebble would go straight through Earth and out the other side.
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101Walterton wrote:If Earth had the same gravity as largest planet in the known universe and you dropped a small pebble, the gravitational pull would be so strong the pebble would go straight through Earth and out the other side.
https://screen.yahoo.com/harry-caray-sp ... 00505.html
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http://gizmodo.com/these-pluto-truthers ... 1717828679

This...conspiracy...goes...to...the...highest-inclination...levels...of...the...Kuiper...Belt.
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Pluto's got a bad case of the sharts, y'all.

http://www.space.com/30089-pluto-moon-c ... -pole.html

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http://earthsky.org/space/pluto-dwarf-p ... st-24-2006

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10 years of hell on earth.
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Fuck Pluto.
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