No, I'm a confirmed atheist and hate wearing dresses.
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There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston
I take it you don't like being surrounded by gold and fine Renaissance art?
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The most sincere Catholics are all atheists and you'd learn to enjoy wearing dresses once you realized how much free booze comes from the job (not even counting the blood of Christ hootch).
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Not if it means wearing a dress.
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I suppose I could demand an audience with KISS.
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You could get them canonized!
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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If you're alluding to firing them out of a cannon, you know I wouldn't allow that to happen.
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How about just letting them molest the shit out of underage children in a consequence-free fantasy world while you look the other way from a blithe perch in your own sovereign city-state? That's pretty much what Popes do for a living.
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KISS only molest young girls which they think gives them the moral high ground.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑31 Jan 2018, 9:35pmHow about just letting them molest the shit out of underage children in a consequence-free fantasy world while you look the other way from a blithe perch in your own sovereign city-state? That's pretty much what Popes do for a living.
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Can you cannonize Jews? Because Stanley and Chaim might not qualify.
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Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston
Bear in mind this is a scenario wherein Heston has become Pope.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
Re: Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston
OK, you got me there.
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Question for Heston:
If I were to move to South Shields and challenge the Panic Report's drummer to a duel for the drum throne, what would be the best method?
1) drinking bout
2) arm wrestling match
3) ability to take the piss out of the lead singer/guitar player
If I were to move to South Shields and challenge the Panic Report's drummer to a duel for the drum throne, what would be the best method?
1) drinking bout
2) arm wrestling match
3) ability to take the piss out of the lead singer/guitar player
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Definitely drinking bout.muppet hi fi wrote: ↑22 Feb 2018, 7:23pmQuestion for Heston:
If I were to move to South Shields and challenge the Panic Report's drummer to a duel for the drum throne, what would be the best method?
1) drinking bout
2) arm wrestling match
3) ability to take the piss out of the lead singer/guitar player
We always say he's "laureled" when he's pissed because he gets a dopey face like Stan Laurel after too many.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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I think I could pull it off.Heston wrote: ↑22 Feb 2018, 7:41pmDefinitely drinking bout.muppet hi fi wrote: ↑22 Feb 2018, 7:23pmQuestion for Heston:
If I were to move to South Shields and challenge the Panic Report's drummer to a duel for the drum throne, what would be the best method?
1) drinking bout
2) arm wrestling match
3) ability to take the piss out of the lead singer/guitar player
We always say he's "laureled" when he's pissed because he gets a dopey face like Stan Laurel after too many.
Kurt Vonnegut once wrote that if could have the face of anyone in history it would be Stan Laurel. And although Stan is a patron saint for me, if I could have any face I would have the face of The One True and Almighty God, so's I could put the fear of Me into everybody else.
Strong shoes is what we got and when they're hot they're hot!
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