The brawl at this McDonald's in Ottawa is not unusual. The old guy pulling a raccoon out of his jacket is a bit more unexpected.
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I thought all Canadians were required by law to carry a racoon in their jacket at all times. Or maybe I'm just confusing this with the Canadian content rules.Dr. Medulla wrote:The brawl at this McDonald's in Ottawa is not unusual. The old guy pulling a raccoon out of his jacket is a bit more unexpected.
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You're confused raccoons with beavers. The 1897 Beaver Possession Act is still in force despite court challenges from goddamned commies.revbob wrote:I thought all Canadians were required by law to carry a racoon in their jacket at all times. Or maybe I'm just confusing this with the Canadian content rules.Dr. Medulla wrote:The brawl at this McDonald's in Ottawa is not unusual. The old guy pulling a raccoon out of his jacket is a bit more unexpected.
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*grunt and spit at the ground*Spiff wrote:"Never bring a beaver to a raccoon fight." -- Doc Medulla, Words to Live By, 5th edition
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I retweeted that without knowing that was in Canada. Suddenly the raccoon seems less weird.
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Next you'll tell me they have overly polite cannibals. [/olaf]
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Look more like a kitten to me. Can see som rings on it's tail but the hair doesn't appear course enough for a Racoon. Over to you Racoon expert Olaf.Dr. Medulla wrote:The brawl at this McDonald's in Ottawa is not unusual. The old guy pulling a raccoon out of his jacket is a bit more unexpected.
Plus that's the girliest fight I've ever seen.
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Do Americans or Limeys not have pencil crayons?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/21 ... bmQifQ3D3D
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/21 ... bmQifQ3D3D
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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in LA "Double Double" is a cheeseburger from In n Out.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Mar 2017, 2:49pmDo Americans or Limeys not have pencil crayons?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/21 ... bmQifQ3D3D
I like Clamato in Bloodys or Micheladas.
As for pencil crayons, I guess I knew they existed, but I don't "have" any. Maybe the arty type.
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Clamato is a really good way of improving shitty beer.
By grade 3 or so, they were standard school supplies until, I dunno, grade 7. I never would have guessed that there was anything Canadian about them.As for pencil crayons, I guess I knew they existed, but I don't "have" any. Maybe the arty type.
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We just use the proper term of colored pencils.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Mar 2017, 2:49pmDo Americans or Limeys not have pencil crayons?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/21 ... bmQifQ3D3D
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Hey Grandpa Cracker, try African American pencils.revbob wrote: ↑03 Mar 2017, 6:37pmWe just use the proper term of colored pencils.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Mar 2017, 2:49pmDo Americans or Limeys not have pencil crayons?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/21 ... bmQifQ3D3D
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Holy shit, I just opened the desk drawer at home, and shit if there isn't a box of colored pencils in it.
also, ^ that was a very good joke in the above post
also, ^ that was a very good joke in the above post
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I saw this coming from a mile away.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Mar 2017, 10:23pmHey Grandpa Cracker, try African American pencils.revbob wrote: ↑03 Mar 2017, 6:37pmWe just use the proper term of colored pencils.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Mar 2017, 2:49pmDo Americans or Limeys not have pencil crayons?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/21 ... bmQifQ3D3D