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JennyB wrote:
12 May 2017, 9:38am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
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For my money and because the delightful JennyB bought me the shirt, I go with "Yeah Jeets."
Also, can't you just picture him saying that when he's climaxing?

Don't find me so delightful now, do you.
I would think the women would be contractually obligated to say that when he finishes.

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Chico's hitchhiking to find a killvan …
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:
17 May 2017, 2:26pm
LaTroy Hawkins news

http://awfulannouncing.com/mlb/latroy-h ... dcast.html
1956 was a long time ago, LaTroy. Get over it.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
17 May 2017, 4:44pm
Curt Schilling News:

http://deadspin.com/curt-schilling-says ... 1795303940
He's just an on-going trainwreck of a humanoid. How can someone be a pro athlete for two decades, with dozens of non-white teammates over that time, and come out of the experience not just clueless but contemptuous on the subject. That's just aggressive, purposeful ignorance.
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Pre-game of Sox-Cardinals, Remy is interviewing McCarver on Gibson and Carlton. McC told a story of being told by the bench to call for a pitch out. He puts down the sign and Gibson waves him off. He puts down the sign and Gibson waves him off again. He does it a third time and Gibson yells out, "You're not going to throw the runner out anyway." He also told a story of telling a runner at second who he believed was signalling the batter that he was going to get someone hurt. Just matter of fact, doing my job.

Gibson was one mean-ass cool dude.
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I was at the Angels 11 inning thriller last night. Also, guess who did drugs in a toilet stall at BOTH baseball games he attended this year. America's fuckin passtime, butches.
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I was at the Angels 11 inning thriller last night. Also, guess who did drugs in a toilet stall at BOTH baseball games he attended this year. America's fuckin passtime, butches.
Vin Scully?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 May 2017, 8:41pm
tepista wrote:
17 May 2017, 8:40pm
I was at the Angels 11 inning thriller last night. Also, guess who did drugs in a toilet stall at BOTH baseball games he attended this year. America's fuckin passtime, butches.
Vin Scully?
Yeah, and he doesn't share!
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tepista wrote:
17 May 2017, 8:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 May 2017, 8:41pm
tepista wrote:
17 May 2017, 8:40pm
I was at the Angels 11 inning thriller last night. Also, guess who did drugs in a toilet stall at BOTH baseball games he attended this year. America's fuckin passtime, butches.
Vin Scully?
Yeah, and he doesn't share!
I'll bet he had a great story about dropping acid with Vida Blue that made it seem like you were there.
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I love that I've learned that the Cardinals' 3B's name is pronounced Jerko,
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What a hell season.

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