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Cool that someone found a Time machine to the 2011 season. Kill me now.
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Bryce Harper is going all Kenny Powers.
http://deadspin.com/bryce-harper-what-t ... 1800665767
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Then again, maybe the Yankees are that neighbour who has a copy of the municipal ordinances to complain about what everyone on the block is doing. They complained to MLB that Fistula was wearing some kind of sinister hearing device in the dugout. It's actually the mouthguard he wears while pitching.
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Last night was the Angels 5th straight game lasting at least 3 hrs, 49 min. Nobody else has ever had more than 3 in a row.
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Last night was the Angels 5th straight game lasting at least 3 hrs, 49 min. Nobody else has ever had more than 3 in a row.
During the Sox game last night, the guys in the booth talked about Fat Mike using 12 pitchers in a game the other day. I'm all for him getting more exercise, walking to the mound and such, but wowzers.
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I didn't figure on Nettles, Dwight Evans nor Ibanez. Not to mention quite a few others.

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I didn't figure on Nettles, Dwight Evans nor Ibanez. Not to mention quite a few others.
I got Evans, but I thought it was maybe Darrell Evans, who seemed to play for about 30 years.
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Watching the Sox run on Montero—more like Monterrible, amirite?—has dredged up awful memories of Varitek's last years. Frustrating as fuck to watch the other team basically thumb their nose at your catcher.
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Didn't Montero get chased out of Chicago because he publicly blamed Cubs pitchers for his terrible throwing? He's fucking awful.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Sep 2017, 8:43pm
Watching the Sox run on Montero—more like Monterrible, amirite?—has dredged up awful memories of Varitek's last years. Frustrating as fuck to watch the other team basically thumb their nose at your catcher.
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revbob wrote:
06 Sep 2017, 10:50pm
We arent talkimg about Jesus are we? Because novody fucks with the Jesus.
Indeed, but everyone fucks with the Miguel.
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Didn't Montero get chased out of Chicago because he publicly blamed Cubs pitchers for his terrible throwing? He's fucking awful.
Arrieta, I think, and he was released within 48 hours.
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revbob wrote:
06 Sep 2017, 10:50pm
We arent talkimg about Jesus are we? Because novody fucks with the Jesus.
Indeed, but everyone fucks with the Miguel.
Inder wrote:
06 Sep 2017, 9:37pm
Didn't Montero get chased out of Chicago because he publicly blamed Cubs pitchers for his terrible throwing? He's fucking awful.
Arrieta, I think, and he was released within 48 hours.
Yeah. He burned 2016 goodwill fast. He's a turd.
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