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Rat Patrol wrote:
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Judge not hitting a HR off Nolasco is like introducing the town whore to the guy who will fuck anything and nothing happens.
Don't worry...he gave one up to Gregorious and let the backup catcher get 3 hits and a 2-run double off him before getting knocked out.
Also gave one to Holliday. That holiday must be Columbus Day, cuz it's the one that no one knew was still around.
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Also, no fair if you guys aren't gonna use Clippard. Come one, lets make this competitive.
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In a bar watching the Brewers vs Pirates. Apparently the Pirates have a white guy with dreads.

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tepista wrote:
21 Jun 2017, 9:54pm
Also, no fair if you guys aren't gonna use Clippard. Come one, lets make this competitive.
Oh, now when it's too late.
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tepista wrote:
21 Jun 2017, 10:14pm
tepista wrote:
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Also, no fair if you guys aren't gonna use Clippard. Come one, lets make this competitive.
Oh, now when it's too late.
God, I LOVE that dude.
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revbob wrote:
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In a bar watching the Brewers vs Pirates. Apparently the Pirates have a white guy with dreads.

Is he from Vermont?
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Time to get Clippard up.
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WE WANT CLIP-ARD! WE WANT CLIP-ARD!

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I'm gonna miss playing these guys. Watch a team that needs to constantly outslug its poor defense. Any time I can split Nolasco/Chavez starts, it's a win.
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Seems obvious that the Angels are better without Trout.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Seems obvious that the Angels are better without Trout.
I'll trade for a 4 starter!

The ENTIRE offense slumped for the first 2 months while Trout carried it with no help whatsoever. They finally woke up. I've still got a few regulars that need to get hot to break Mendoza. A wildcard would seem like the ceiling, but I'd take it if that's what they're giving.
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tepista wrote:
23 Jun 2017, 9:55am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Jun 2017, 6:33am
Seems obvious that the Angels are better without Trout.
I'll trade for a 4 starter!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Jun 2017, 11:14am
tepista wrote:
23 Jun 2017, 9:55am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Jun 2017, 6:33am
Seems obvious that the Angels are better without Trout.
I'll trade for a 4 starter!

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You've already got David Price is Right and Chris Sale of the Century. You need to make a trade for Zack Wheeler of Fortune.
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tepista wrote:
23 Jun 2017, 11:20am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Jun 2017, 11:14am
tepista wrote:
23 Jun 2017, 9:55am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Jun 2017, 6:33am
Seems obvious that the Angels are better without Trout.
I'll trade for a 4 starter!

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You've already got David Price is Right and Chris Sale of the Century. You need to make a trade for Zack Wheeler of Fortune.
Someday you're gonna find out that Chris Berman is your real daddy.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Jun 2017, 12:02pm
Someday you're gonna find out that Chris Berman is your real daddy.
I just do it to piss off Ratty. As if the Yankees bumbling little league defense wasn't doing the job already.
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