Eh, I get it. In a barrel of awful choices, how one prioritizes awful necessarily varies. And there is that fun, new car smell like the '96 Yankees. But you guys were the last team I could root for without conflict. I guess what I'm saying is that I hate you, Jon.Wolter wrote: ↑18 Oct 2017, 9:01pmI'm sorry Red Sox fans, I have so much residual hatred left over from when the Asstros were division rivals that I cannot root for them. And I also kind of resent the Dodgers. I...might...hate the Yankees least of this year's crop. At least Starlin would get a ring.
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… Hey, play that Eagles album again.
… Straight Edge is the only way to live.
… Anyone up for a rom-com?
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Please, assistant. Stop sending me monkey pictures.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Oct 2017, 9:34pm… Hey, play that Eagles album again.
… Straight Edge is the only way to live.
… Anyone up for a rom-com?
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I hate me too.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Oct 2017, 9:15pmEh, I get it. In a barrel of awful choices, how one prioritizes awful necessarily varies. And there is that fun, new car smell like the '96 Yankees. But you guys were the last team I could root for without conflict. I guess what I'm saying is that I hate you, Jon.Wolter wrote: ↑18 Oct 2017, 9:01pmI'm sorry Red Sox fans, I have so much residual hatred left over from when the Asstros were division rivals that I cannot root for them. And I also kind of resent the Dodgers. I...might...hate the Yankees least of this year's crop. At least Starlin would get a ring.
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I actually like post-active player A-Rod I think.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
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He was surprisingly charming during the postgame shows last year.
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Maybe he just had to get away from the Yankees to discover his humanity.
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First I wondered why a guy who is universally unliked get hired as a TV personality (Micheal Vick is on NFL pregames too), then I wondered why someone so fucking rich would want to keep working. I think he doesn't have any friends, that's why.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Oct 2017, 6:18amMaybe he just had to get away from the Yankees to discover his humanity.
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Addicted to attention. It's also, in some cases, this is the only shit they know. Take them out of the game and they've got no way to meaningfully interact with the world.tepista wrote: ↑19 Oct 2017, 11:12amFirst I wondered why a guy who is universally unliked get hired as a TV personality (Micheal Vick is on NFL pregames too), then I wondered why someone so fucking rich would want to keep working. I think he doesn't have any friends, that's why.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Oct 2017, 6:18amMaybe he just had to get away from the Yankees to discover his humanity.
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There must be somewhere he can meet other centaurs.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Oct 2017, 11:45amAddicted to attention. It's also, in some cases, this is the only shit they know. Take them out of the game and they've got no way to meaningfully interact with the world.tepista wrote: ↑19 Oct 2017, 11:12amFirst I wondered why a guy who is universally unliked get hired as a TV personality (Micheal Vick is on NFL pregames too), then I wondered why someone so fucking rich would want to keep working. I think he doesn't have any friends, that's why.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Oct 2017, 6:18amMaybe he just had to get away from the Yankees to discover his humanity.
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Not all Greektowns are sufficiently authentic.tepista wrote: ↑19 Oct 2017, 12:32pmThere must be somewhere he can meet other centaurs.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Oct 2017, 11:45amAddicted to attention. It's also, in some cases, this is the only shit they know. Take them out of the game and they've got no way to meaningfully interact with the world.tepista wrote: ↑19 Oct 2017, 11:12amFirst I wondered why a guy who is universally unliked get hired as a TV personality (Micheal Vick is on NFL pregames too), then I wondered why someone so fucking rich would want to keep working. I think he doesn't have any friends, that's why.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Oct 2017, 6:18amMaybe he just had to get away from the Yankees to discover his humanity.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft