The Salad Cream Diary

[Mimi]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

Heston's underwear.

[eumaas]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

My guess is underspiced.

[Wolter]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

My guess is underspiced.

Is it possible to boil a pie?

[Mimi]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

My guess is underspiced.

Is it possible to boil a pie?

It has a lid, so does that make it a tart? Wait, if it has meat it's a pie, right? I'm so confused.

[Wolter]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

My guess is underspiced.

Is it possible to boil a pie?

It has a lid, so does that make it a tart? Wait, if it has meat it's a pie, right? I'm so confused.

The communities are safer

[BostonBeaneater]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

My guess is underspiced.

Is it possible to boil a pie?

It has a lid, so does that make it a tart? Wait, if it has meat it's a pie, right? I'm so confused.

The communities are safer

Always blow on the pie.

[101Walterton]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

My guess is underspiced.

Is it possible to boil a pie?

It has a lid, so does that make it a tart? Wait, if it has meat it's a pie, right? I'm so confused.

A tart has a nice bottom and nothing up top but still safer to blow on.

[Wolter]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

My guess is underspiced.

Is it possible to boil a pie?

It has a lid, so does that make it a tart? Wait, if it has meat it's a pie, right? I'm so confused.

A tart has a nice bottom and nothing up top but still safer to blow on.

Page 3 of the cookbook?

[Mimi]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

My guess is underspiced.

Is it possible to boil a pie?

It has a lid, so does that make it a tart? Wait, if it has meat it's a pie, right? I'm so confused.

A tart has a nice bottom and nothing up top but still safer to blow on.

The logline for a new porn?

[101Walterton]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

My guess is underspiced.

Is it possible to boil a pie?

Yes and and no. You can boil a Steak and Kidney pie and instead of short crust pastry it has a suet casing but it becomes a Steak and Kidney Pudding.

[eumaas]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

My guess is underspiced.

Is it possible to boil a pie?

Yes and and no. You can boil a Steak and Kidney pie and instead of short crust pastry it has a suet casing but it becomes a Steak and Kidney Pudding.

This is accurate. A suet-based paste and boiled in cloth would make it a pudding.

[BostonBeaneater]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

My guess is underspiced.

Is it possible to boil a pie?

Yes and and no. You can boil a Steak and Kidney pie and instead of short crust pastry it has a suet casing but it becomes a Steak and Kidney Pudding.

This is accurate. A suet-based paste and boiled in cloth would make it a pudding.

Do you use salad cream for these?

[eumaas]

My guess is underspiced.

Is it possible to boil a pie?

Yes and and no. You can boil a Steak and Kidney pie and instead of short crust pastry it has a suet casing but it becomes a Steak and Kidney Pudding.

This is accurate. A suet-based paste and boiled in cloth would make it a pudding.

Do you use salad cream for these?

No idea. To be honest salad cream is pretty awful and I have been struggling to find a good use for it.

[Wolter]

Is it possible to boil a pie?

Yes and and no. You can boil a Steak and Kidney pie and instead of short crust pastry it has a suet casing but it becomes a Steak and Kidney Pudding.

This is accurate. A suet-based paste and boiled in cloth would make it a pudding.

Do you use salad cream for these?

No idea. To be honest salad cream is pretty awful and I have been struggling to find a good use for it.

The Heinz corporation has ruined them as badly as Kraft has the Midwest.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yes and and no. You can boil a Steak and Kidney pie and instead of short crust pastry it has a suet casing but it becomes a Steak and Kidney Pudding.

This is accurate. A suet-based paste and boiled in cloth would make it a pudding.

Do you use salad cream for these?

No idea. To be honest salad cream is pretty awful and I have been struggling to find a good use for it.

The Heinz corporation has ruined them as badly as Kraft has the Midwest.

Aside from barbecue sauce, of course.