Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Wolter » 02 Mar 2019, 7:57pm

Olaf wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 6:00pm
tepista wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 9:42pm
Olaf wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 6:03pm
tepista wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 4:52pm
That one time I went to Germany, there was ham swimming in mayo for breakfast.
That's gotta be a very regional thing.
I forget where I was, but it was the city that has the 500 foot statues that were a monument to defeating Napoleon.

I'm trying to google a picture of the ham and mayo and I cant find it. Was it a dream? A beautiful, wonderful, delicious dream?

*edit* i was in Leipzig
You didn't dream up the Völkerschlacht monument, that's for sure. To be honest, I don't have a clue about the culinary mores in the new states.
Olaf only eats Bavarian raccoon steaks.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Mar 2019, 8:19pm

Wolter wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 7:57pm
Olaf wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 6:00pm
tepista wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 9:42pm
Olaf wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 6:03pm
tepista wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 4:52pm
That one time I went to Germany, there was ham swimming in mayo for breakfast.
That's gotta be a very regional thing.
I forget where I was, but it was the city that has the 500 foot statues that were a monument to defeating Napoleon.

I'm trying to google a picture of the ham and mayo and I cant find it. Was it a dream? A beautiful, wonderful, delicious dream?

*edit* i was in Leipzig
You didn't dream up the Völkerschlacht monument, that's for sure. To be honest, I don't have a clue about the culinary mores in the new states.
Olaf only eats Bavarian raccoon steaks.
Well, when humans aren't available for consumption.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by 101Walterton » 02 Mar 2019, 8:26pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 8:19pm
Wolter wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 7:57pm
Olaf wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 6:00pm
tepista wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 9:42pm
Olaf wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 6:03pm
That's gotta be a very regional thing.
I forget where I was, but it was the city that has the 500 foot statues that were a monument to defeating Napoleon.

I'm trying to google a picture of the ham and mayo and I cant find it. Was it a dream? A beautiful, wonderful, delicious dream?

*edit* i was in Leipzig
You didn't dream up the Völkerschlacht monument, that's for sure. To be honest, I don't have a clue about the culinary mores in the new states.
Olaf only eats Bavarian raccoon steaks.
Well, when palangis aren't available for consumption.

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Wolter » 02 Mar 2019, 9:06pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 8:19pm
Wolter wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 7:57pm
Olaf wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 6:00pm
tepista wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 9:42pm
Olaf wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 6:03pm
That's gotta be a very regional thing.
I forget where I was, but it was the city that has the 500 foot statues that were a monument to defeating Napoleon.

I'm trying to google a picture of the ham and mayo and I cant find it. Was it a dream? A beautiful, wonderful, delicious dream?

*edit* i was in Leipzig
You didn't dream up the Völkerschlacht monument, that's for sure. To be honest, I don't have a clue about the culinary mores in the new states.
Olaf only eats Bavarian raccoon steaks.
Well, when humans aren't available for consumption.
Oh, I was using a euphemism.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Mar 2019, 9:43pm

Wolter wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 9:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 8:19pm
Wolter wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 7:57pm
Olaf wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 6:00pm
tepista wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 9:42pm


I forget where I was, but it was the city that has the 500 foot statues that were a monument to defeating Napoleon.

I'm trying to google a picture of the ham and mayo and I cant find it. Was it a dream? A beautiful, wonderful, delicious dream?

*edit* i was in Leipzig
You didn't dream up the Völkerschlacht monument, that's for sure. To be honest, I don't have a clue about the culinary mores in the new states.
Olaf only eats Bavarian raccoon steaks.
Well, when humans aren't available for consumption.
Oh, I was using a euphemism.
This is intriguing if Olaf has also been using racoons to mean human prey.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by BostonBeaneater » 02 Mar 2019, 11:39pm

Flex wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 4:04pm
Wolter wrote:
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Mayo hate is performative. There. I said it.
It's one of those things that just swung too far in the other direction. Does the memory of my grandmother's sandwiches SLATHERED in mayo revolt me? Yes. Does that mean that mayo needs to be avoided in all scenarios? No.

I admit, the mayo on fries thing is just viscerally repulsive (and, yeah, I've tried 'em).
Soak your fries in malt vinegar, salt the shit out of ‘em, and dip ‘em in a tub of mayonnaise.

Ketchup is garbage.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Olaf » 03 Mar 2019, 4:57am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 9:43pm
Wolter wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 9:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 8:19pm
Wolter wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 7:57pm
Olaf wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 6:00pm
You didn't dream up the Völkerschlacht monument, that's for sure. To be honest, I don't have a clue about the culinary mores in the new states.
Olaf only eats Bavarian raccoon steaks.
Well, when humans aren't available for consumption.
Oh, I was using a euphemism.
This is intriguing if Olaf has also been using racoons to mean human prey.
Well I could never eat a raccoon. They're just too cute in their little SS uniforms.

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 03 Mar 2019, 7:23am

Olaf wrote:
03 Mar 2019, 4:57am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 9:43pm
Wolter wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 9:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 8:19pm
Wolter wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 7:57pm


Olaf only eats Bavarian raccoon steaks.
Well, when humans aren't available for consumption.
Oh, I was using a euphemism.
This is intriguing if Olaf has also been using racoons to mean human prey.
Well I could never eat a raccoon. They're just too cute in their little SS uniforms.
What if they were Luftwaffe raccoons? More edible that way or would their goggles punch up the adorable factor too much?
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Olaf » 03 Mar 2019, 3:54pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Mar 2019, 7:23am
Olaf wrote:
03 Mar 2019, 4:57am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 9:43pm
Wolter wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 9:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2019, 8:19pm


Well, when humans aren't available for consumption.
Oh, I was using a euphemism.
This is intriguing if Olaf has also been using racoons to mean human prey.
Well I could never eat a raccoon. They're just too cute in their little SS uniforms.
What if they were Luftwaffe raccoons? More edible that way or would their goggles punch up the adorable factor too much?
A whole different animal. Wrapped in a parachute, served with an Iron Cross, delicious.

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Mar 2019, 7:25am

Endut! Hoch Hech!

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by revbob » 04 Mar 2019, 7:51am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 7:25am
Speaking of mayo …
https://thetakeout.com/drew-magary-hate ... 1832866128
Mayo on burgers is just a bad idea.

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Mar 2019, 7:59am

revbob wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 7:51am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 7:25am
Speaking of mayo …
https://thetakeout.com/drew-magary-hate ... 1832866128
Mayo on burgers is just a bad idea.
I have never in my life even thought of putting mayo on a burger. Sincerely.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Flex » 04 Mar 2019, 9:13am

Drew Magary, the epitome of performative hate, writing on the subject just proves Wolter's point.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Mar 2019, 9:47am

Flex wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 9:13am
Drew Magary, the epitome of performative hate, writing on the subject just proves Wolter's point.
And the people who tell him he'd like mayo if he had it in this combination or that? Are they also just being performative? What I mean is that dismissing things as performative suggests insincerity. It's an easy way of brushing aside anything a person says by suggesting an ulterior motive—some kind of status play. If it were a sports topic, yeah, I'd be inclined to agree—talking mainly about Magary here—but the guy also writes about food a lot and no surprise he has strong opinions. Insincere, tho?
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Wolter » 04 Mar 2019, 10:08am

Mayo on burgers is perfectly cromulent and mayo hate is a way for white people to pretend to be less white.
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