If Music Could Talk

matedog wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 11:19am

Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.

Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.

What if they just called aioli would it be ok?

BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 12:53pm

matedog wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 11:19am

Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.

Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.

What if they just called aioli would it be ok?

I perfectly enjoy a little mayo on a good turkey sandwich, a little goes a long way though it shouldn't be falling out of the sandwich and making a mess.

I will never accept Phil Collins in any form he is a musical atrocity that no civilized society should tolerate or have to endure.

matedog wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 11:19am

Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.

Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.

Sense and insanity in two sentences, sitting side by side.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm

matedog wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 11:19am

Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.

Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.

Sense and insanity in two sentences, sitting side by side.

Try it:

BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 1:19pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm

matedog wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 11:19am

Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.

Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.

Sense and insanity in two sentences, sitting side by side.

Try it:

Only if you try a diarrhea milkshake.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 1:20pm

BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 1:19pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm

matedog wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 11:19am

Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.

Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.

Sense and insanity in two sentences, sitting side by side.

Try it:

Only if you try a diarrhea milkshake.

Not fair. I eat fries and mayo. I'll drink the shake if you drink one too.

BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 1:19pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm

matedog wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 11:19am

Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.

Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.

Sense and insanity in two sentences, sitting side by side.

Try it:

That does not look good.

BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 1:39pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 1:20pm

BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 1:19pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm

matedog wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm

Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.

Sense and insanity in two sentences, sitting side by side.

Try it:

Only if you try a diarrhea milkshake.

Not fair. I eat fries and mayo. I'll drink the shake if you drink one too.

If I have to eat liquidy crap of your choosing, you do of mine.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 11:19am

Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.

Ha, ha!

My grandfather hated mayo so much that when he attempted to quit smoking through hypnosis he chose to have smoking associated with mayo.

Mayo hate is performative. There. I said it.

Wolter wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2019, 4:01pm

Mayo hate is performative. There. I said it.

It's one of those things that just swung too far in the other direction. Does the memory of my grandmother's sandwiches SLATHERED in mayo revolt me? Yes. Does that mean that mayo needs to be avoided in all scenarios? No.

I admit, the mayo on fries thing is just viscerally repulsive (and, yeah, I've tried 'em).

I've gotten more and more into mayo.

I thought mayo was only for west coasters. Welcome everyone, I can eat it by the spoon. I try to control myself, but I can. That one time I went to Germany, there was ham swimming in mayo for breakfast.

i'm retching at work