Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Olaf » 01 Mar 2019, 6:03pm

tepista wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 4:52pm
I thought mayo was only for west coasters. Welcome everyone, I can eat it by the spoon. I try to control myself, but I can. That one time I went to Germany, there was ham swimming in mayo for breakfast.
That's gotta be a very regional thing.

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Wolter » 01 Mar 2019, 7:38pm

Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 5:57pm
i'm retching at work
Good.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Kory » 01 Mar 2019, 7:40pm

Wolter wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 5:57pm
i'm retching at work
Good.
I'm going to rain cilantro on you
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Wolter » 01 Mar 2019, 7:42pm

Flex wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 4:04pm
Wolter wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 4:01pm
Mayo hate is performative. There. I said it.
It's one of those things that just swung too far in the other direction. Does the memory of my grandmother's sandwiches SLATHERED in mayo revolt me? Yes. Does that mean that mayo needs to be avoided in all scenarios? No.

I admit, the mayo on fries thing is just viscerally repulsive (and, yeah, I've tried 'em).
Fun thing: I see a lot of very white people slam using mayo as “white” behavior in some weird attempt to be cool. Kind of like the way nerds are with hot sauce.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 01 Mar 2019, 7:50pm

Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:40pm
Wolter wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 5:57pm
i'm retching at work
Good.
I'm going to rain cilantro on you
He can't hear you. He's slathering Kraft BBQ sauce all over his steak.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Kory » 01 Mar 2019, 7:54pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:50pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:40pm
Wolter wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 5:57pm
i'm retching at work
Good.
I'm going to rain cilantro on you
He can't hear you. He's slathering Kraft BBQ sauce all over his steak.
I'm ok with this.
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by revbob » 01 Mar 2019, 8:25pm

Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:54pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:50pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:40pm
Wolter wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 5:57pm
i'm retching at work
Good.
I'm going to rain cilantro on you
He can't hear you. He's slathering Kraft BBQ sauce all over his steak.
I'm ok with this.
It saddens me that someone would put bbq sauce on a steak. I know Doc is joking but I also know there's people who do it.

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Kory » 01 Mar 2019, 8:43pm

revbob wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 8:25pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:54pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:50pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:40pm
Wolter wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:38pm

Good.
I'm going to rain cilantro on you
He can't hear you. He's slathering Kraft BBQ sauce all over his steak.
I'm ok with this.
It saddens me that someone would put bbq sauce on a steak. I know Doc is joking but I also know there's people who do it.
I've definitely had steaks that warranted it. A good steak should never be "enhanced" but sometimes you get a crappy cook.
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
Developers (Developers Developers)
Boogie With Your Children

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 01 Mar 2019, 9:04pm

Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 8:43pm
revbob wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 8:25pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:54pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:50pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:40pm


I'm going to rain cilantro on you
He can't hear you. He's slathering Kraft BBQ sauce all over his steak.
I'm ok with this.
It saddens me that someone would put bbq sauce on a steak. I know Doc is joking but I also know there's people who do it.
I've definitely had steaks that warranted it. A good steak should never be "enhanced" but sometimes you get a crappy cook.
I recall a fundraiser dinner the Boss and I went to where the "steak" was assmeat. Any and all condiments were acceptable to cover up the natural … qualities of the meat.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by tepista » 01 Mar 2019, 9:42pm

Olaf wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 6:03pm
tepista wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 4:52pm
That one time I went to Germany, there was ham swimming in mayo for breakfast.
That's gotta be a very regional thing.
I forget where I was, but it was the city that has the 500 foot statues that were a monument to defeating Napoleon.

I'm trying to google a picture of the ham and mayo and I cant find it. Was it a dream? A beautiful, wonderful, delicious dream?

*edit* i was in Leipzig
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Wolter » 01 Mar 2019, 10:22pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:50pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:40pm
Wolter wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 5:57pm
i'm retching at work
Good.
I'm going to rain cilantro on you
He can't hear you. He's slathering Kraft BBQ sauce all over his steak.
You can’t force this meme, Mulroney.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 01 Mar 2019, 10:46pm

Wolter wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 10:22pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:50pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:40pm
Wolter wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:38pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 5:57pm
i'm retching at work
Good.
I'm going to rain cilantro on you
He can't hear you. He's slathering Kraft BBQ sauce all over his steak.
You can’t force this meme, Mulroney.
The ember will never go dark, Krafty.
Endut! Hoch Hech!

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by revbob » 01 Mar 2019, 10:50pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 9:04pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 8:43pm
revbob wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 8:25pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:54pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:50pm


He can't hear you. He's slathering Kraft BBQ sauce all over his steak.
I'm ok with this.
It saddens me that someone would put bbq sauce on a steak. I know Doc is joking but I also know there's people who do it.
I've definitely had steaks that warranted it. A good steak should never be "enhanced" but sometimes you get a crappy cook.
I recall a fundraiser dinner the Boss and I went to where the "steak" was assmeat. Any and all condiments were acceptable to cover up the natural … qualities of the meat.
Yeah I'll go hungry. I'm proud to say my 13 yo kid didn't know what A1 was until the other day when he saw it on a menu and asked me. One of the great things about a steak is you really only need like 3 things for a great steak. Heat, salt, pepper.

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by coffeepotman » 02 Mar 2019, 9:26am

Flex wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 10:00am
coffeepotman wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 9:00am
You can choose to say no if you don't like it, it's no big thing
Clearly you've never involved yourself in an IMCT food discussion...
Yikes! apparently not. If you must choose, and it is all or nothing, I'd go with Ketchup over Mayo

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Olaf » 02 Mar 2019, 6:00pm

tepista wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 9:42pm
Olaf wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 6:03pm
tepista wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 4:52pm
That one time I went to Germany, there was ham swimming in mayo for breakfast.
That's gotta be a very regional thing.
I forget where I was, but it was the city that has the 500 foot statues that were a monument to defeating Napoleon.

I'm trying to google a picture of the ham and mayo and I cant find it. Was it a dream? A beautiful, wonderful, delicious dream?

*edit* i was in Leipzig
You didn't dream up the Völkerschlacht monument, that's for sure. To be honest, I don't have a clue about the culinary mores in the new states.

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