Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
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Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
Have great one. I envy Hanukkah as there are eight days of it. By the time you’re 46 you’ve had a whole year of Hanukkah. Carl Reiner has live two full years of Hanukkah. Also, latke are great!
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Re: Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
Plus chocolate coins. As a Jewish friend once said when he gave me Hanukkah gelt, this was a special occasion as Jews aren't known for sharing gold with others.
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Re: Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
Luger’s steakhouse in Brooklyn gives you gelt with the check.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Dec 2018, 7:35pmPlus chocolate coins. As a Jewish friend once said when he gave me Hanukkah gelt, this was a special occasion as Jews aren't known for sharing gold with others.
Re: Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
I have probably gained 10 pounds in the past 8 days. This holiday can go to hell.
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Re: Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
The miracle of the candy bowl that lasted for 8 days!
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Re: Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
More like the latkes.
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Re: Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
Either way—miracles!
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Re: Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
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Re: Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
I recently learned the alternative to latkes is fried cheese and while I still think Christmas is at least 379% cooler than Hanukkah, big ups to y’all’s people for being as unhealthy as a county fair for 8 straight days.
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Re: Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
Yep yep yep.
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Re: Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
A short while back I had a shaving cream can that I was quite sure was empty, and it ended up lasting like 8 more shaves. I felt the magic.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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Re: Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
I regularly achieve Hanukah magic with toothpaste.
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Re: Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
And Murrays for sure, except thats like 30 more uses after it's empty. It's always in the bathroom, though.
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Re: Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah
Relatable content.tepista wrote: ↑11 Dec 2018, 6:47pmAnd Murrays for sure, except thats like 30 more uses after it's empty. It's always in the bathroom, though.
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