Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah

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Happy Chanukah or Ḥanukah

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Have great one. I envy Hanukkah as there are eight days of it. By the time you’re 46 you’ve had a whole year of Hanukkah. Carl Reiner has live two full years of Hanukkah. Also, latke are great!
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Plus chocolate coins. As a Jewish friend once said when he gave me Hanukkah gelt, this was a special occasion as Jews aren't known for sharing gold with others.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Dec 2018, 7:35pm
Plus chocolate coins. As a Jewish friend once said when he gave me Hanukkah gelt, this was a special occasion as Jews aren't known for sharing gold with others.
Luger’s steakhouse in Brooklyn gives you gelt with the check.
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I have probably gained 10 pounds in the past 8 days. This holiday can go to hell.
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JennyB wrote:
10 Dec 2018, 10:50am
I have probably gained 10 pounds in the past 8 days. This holiday can go to hell.
The miracle of the candy bowl that lasted for 8 days!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Dec 2018, 11:00am
JennyB wrote:
10 Dec 2018, 10:50am
I have probably gained 10 pounds in the past 8 days. This holiday can go to hell.
The miracle of the candy bowl that lasted for 8 days!
More like the latkes.
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JennyB wrote:
10 Dec 2018, 11:09am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Dec 2018, 11:00am
JennyB wrote:
10 Dec 2018, 10:50am
I have probably gained 10 pounds in the past 8 days. This holiday can go to hell.
The miracle of the candy bowl that lasted for 8 days!
More like the latkes.
Either way—miracles!
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JennyB wrote:
10 Dec 2018, 11:09am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Dec 2018, 11:00am
JennyB wrote:
10 Dec 2018, 10:50am
I have probably gained 10 pounds in the past 8 days. This holiday can go to hell.
The miracle of the candy bowl that lasted for 8 days!
More like the latkes.
I recently learned the alternative to latkes is fried cheese and while I still think Christmas is at least 379% cooler than Hanukkah, big ups to y’all’s people for being as unhealthy as a county fair for 8 straight days.
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Wolter wrote:
10 Dec 2018, 1:16pm
JennyB wrote:
10 Dec 2018, 11:09am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Dec 2018, 11:00am
JennyB wrote:
10 Dec 2018, 10:50am
I have probably gained 10 pounds in the past 8 days. This holiday can go to hell.
The miracle of the candy bowl that lasted for 8 days!
More like the latkes.
I recently learned the alternative to latkes is fried cheese and while I still think Christmas is at least 379% cooler than Hanukkah, big ups to y’all’s people for being as unhealthy as a county fair for 8 straight days.
Yep yep yep.
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A short while back I had a shaving cream can that I was quite sure was empty, and it ended up lasting like 8 more shaves. I felt the magic.
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tepista wrote:
11 Dec 2018, 6:21pm
A short while back I had a shaving cream can that I was quite sure was empty, and it ended up lasting like 8 more shaves. I felt the magic.
I regularly achieve Hanukah magic with toothpaste.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Dec 2018, 6:38pm
tepista wrote:
11 Dec 2018, 6:21pm
A short while back I had a shaving cream can that I was quite sure was empty, and it ended up lasting like 8 more shaves. I felt the magic.
I regularly achieve Hanukah magic with toothpaste.
And Murrays for sure, except thats like 30 more uses after it's empty. It's always in the bathroom, though.
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tepista wrote:
11 Dec 2018, 6:47pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Dec 2018, 6:38pm
tepista wrote:
11 Dec 2018, 6:21pm
A short while back I had a shaving cream can that I was quite sure was empty, and it ended up lasting like 8 more shaves. I felt the magic.
I regularly achieve Hanukah magic with toothpaste.
And Murrays for sure, except thats like 30 more uses after it's empty. It's always in the bathroom, though.
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