They are indeed.Mimi wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 10:19amHamsters are real pets. They're so freaking adorable.JennyB wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 9:57amNo shame about talking to/about your pets like they are your children. I talk about our hamster like that, FFS. At least yours is a real pet.Mimi wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 9:08amDr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 8:59amCats are goofs. Prideful yet dorky. Their sensitivity to smells is remarkable, yet they're such morons about it. Take one cat to the vet while the other stays at home, the new one comes home smelling a bit off and is treated like a completely new cat under the smells return to normal. Come on, you know who it is, melonhead.Mimi wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 8:51amI can control myself, but sometimes I can talk about my cats like new parents talk about their kids. So, ever since Lic has had her kidney issue, I've had to make small adjustments to her environment: more water bowls and more litter boxes. I now have one in my upstairs office which she likes to use just to pee, rarely to stink it up. I've read, and I'm not sure if it's entirely true, that cats with kidney disease give off a smell because of the build-up of toxins in their body. When Lic was still in her sickly stage, Butters avoided her and her litter box. He'd step inside and smell it before walking away in disgust. Now that she's feeling better, he's finally cuddling up to her...and using her new litter box. A few days ago she caught him just as he stepped inside and started moving the litter around. Oh my god, the look on her face. She was so offended and indignant, giving him a look of what the fuck are you doing? I know it's one of those you had to be there moments, but shit was I howling.
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You figure that hamsters are going to be a steady part of your family?
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We'll see. After merely a month, VH, Jr. has started to lose interest (though I still make him play with him every night). I think that's juts a 9 year old thing. He's a great little hamster - I have kind of fallen in love with him.
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Not entirely unusual for VH Jr. Kids' brains are attracted to novelty. But if you love the little bastard, why not continue with more? #crazyhamsterlady
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 2:58pmNot entirely unusual for VH Jr. Kids' brains are attracted to novelty. But if you love the little bastard, why not continue with more? #crazyhamsterlady
Trump's St. Louis Post Dispatch, July 23, 2039
The corpse discovered at 59 Westview Terrace has been identified via dental records as Jenny B. also known as the St. Louis hamster lady. B. began collecting hamsters after he husband and son left home to join Appleberg & Lemonstein's Fantastical Far Right Circus in 2021, on Trump's second inauguration day...
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A journal was found with the body. The phrase "Goddammit, Hoy" appears an inordinate number of times in entries. Police are searching for this "Hoy" because he just seems like he'd be guilty of multiple something awfuls.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:09pmDr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 2:58pmNot entirely unusual for VH Jr. Kids' brains are attracted to novelty. But if you love the little bastard, why not continue with more? #crazyhamsterladyJennyB wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 2:03pmWe'll see. After merely a month, VH, Jr. has started to lose interest (though I still make him play with him every night). I think that's juts a 9 year old thing. He's a great little hamster - I have kind of fallen in love with him.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 12:28pmYou figure that hamsters are going to be a steady part of your family?
Trump's St. Louis Post Dispatch, July 23, 2039
The corpse discovered at 59 Westview Terrace has been identified via dental records as Jenny B. also known as the St. Louis hamster lady. B. began collecting hamsters after he husband and son left home to join Appleberg & Lemonstein's Fantastical Far Right Circus in 2021, on Trump's second inauguration day...
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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And all of the hamsters' hair inexplicably looked like Martin Gore's.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:22pmA journal was found with the body. The phrase "Goddammit, Hoy" appears an inordinate number of times in entries. Police are searching for this "Hoy" because he just seems like he'd be guilty of multiple something awfuls.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:09pmDr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 2:58pmNot entirely unusual for VH Jr. Kids' brains are attracted to novelty. But if you love the little bastard, why not continue with more? #crazyhamsterladyJennyB wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 2:03pmWe'll see. After merely a month, VH, Jr. has started to lose interest (though I still make him play with him every night). I think that's juts a 9 year old thing. He's a great little hamster - I have kind of fallen in love with him.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 12:28pm
You figure that hamsters are going to be a steady part of your family?
Trump's St. Louis Post Dispatch, July 23, 2039
The corpse discovered at 59 Westview Terrace has been identified via dental records as Jenny B. also known as the St. Louis hamster lady. B. began collecting hamsters after he husband and son left home to join Appleberg & Lemonstein's Fantastical Far Right Circus in 2021, on Trump's second inauguration day...
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#supercrazyhamsterladyJennyB wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:51pmAnd all of the hamsters' hair inexplicably looked like Martin Gore's.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:22pmA journal was found with the body. The phrase "Goddammit, Hoy" appears an inordinate number of times in entries. Police are searching for this "Hoy" because he just seems like he'd be guilty of multiple something awfuls.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:09pmDr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 2:58pmNot entirely unusual for VH Jr. Kids' brains are attracted to novelty. But if you love the little bastard, why not continue with more? #crazyhamsterlady
Trump's St. Louis Post Dispatch, July 23, 2039
The corpse discovered at 59 Westview Terrace has been identified via dental records as Jenny B. also known as the St. Louis hamster lady. B. began collecting hamsters after he husband and son left home to join Appleberg & Lemonstein's Fantastical Far Right Circus in 2021, on Trump's second inauguration day...
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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#imdisappointedyoudidntphotoshopmartingoreshaironahamsterDr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:55pm#supercrazyhamsterladyJennyB wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:51pmAnd all of the hamsters' hair inexplicably looked like Martin Gore's.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:22pmA journal was found with the body. The phrase "Goddammit, Hoy" appears an inordinate number of times in entries. Police are searching for this "Hoy" because he just seems like he'd be guilty of multiple something awfuls.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:09pmDr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 2:58pm
Not entirely unusual for VH Jr. Kids' brains are attracted to novelty. But if you love the little bastard, why not continue with more? #crazyhamsterlady
Trump's St. Louis Post Dispatch, July 23, 2039
The corpse discovered at 59 Westview Terrace has been identified via dental records as Jenny B. also known as the St. Louis hamster lady. B. began collecting hamsters after he husband and son left home to join Appleberg & Lemonstein's Fantastical Far Right Circus in 2021, on Trump's second inauguration day...
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JennyB wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 4:06pm#imdisappointedyoudidntphotoshopmartingoreshaironahamsterDr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:55pm#supercrazyhamsterladyJennyB wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:51pmAnd all of the hamsters' hair inexplicably looked like Martin Gore's.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:22pmA journal was found with the body. The phrase "Goddammit, Hoy" appears an inordinate number of times in entries. Police are searching for this "Hoy" because he just seems like he'd be guilty of multiple something awfuls.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:09pm
Trump's St. Louis Post Dispatch, July 23, 2039
The corpse discovered at 59 Westview Terrace has been identified via dental records as Jenny B. also known as the St. Louis hamster lady. B. began collecting hamsters after he husband and son left home to join Appleberg & Lemonstein's Fantastical Far Right Circus in 2021, on Trump's second inauguration day...
Re: Pets.
BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 4:10pmJennyB wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 4:06pm#imdisappointedyoudidntphotoshopmartingoreshaironahamsterDr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:55pm#supercrazyhamsterladyJennyB wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:51pmAnd all of the hamsters' hair inexplicably looked like Martin Gore's.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:22pm
A journal was found with the body. The phrase "Goddammit, Hoy" appears an inordinate number of times in entries. Police are searching for this "Hoy" because he just seems like he'd be guilty of multiple something awfuls.
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#youveseenmyshopskillzJennyB wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 4:06pm#imdisappointedyoudidntphotoshopmartingoreshaironahamsterDr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:55pm#supercrazyhamsterladyJennyB wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:51pmAnd all of the hamsters' hair inexplicably looked like Martin Gore's.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:22pmA journal was found with the body. The phrase "Goddammit, Hoy" appears an inordinate number of times in entries. Police are searching for this "Hoy" because he just seems like he'd be guilty of multiple something awfuls.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 3:09pm
Trump's St. Louis Post Dispatch, July 23, 2039
The corpse discovered at 59 Westview Terrace has been identified via dental records as Jenny B. also known as the St. Louis hamster lady. B. began collecting hamsters after he husband and son left home to join Appleberg & Lemonstein's Fantastical Far Right Circus in 2021, on Trump's second inauguration day...
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Pets.
Nope. Scout (the dog) would like to kill Teddy (the hamster).BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑23 Jul 2018, 4:24pmCan the dog hang out with the hamster? My kitty would kill him in a slow and cruel ritual.
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy