Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jun 2018, 4:55pm
Kory wrote:
25 Jun 2018, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jun 2018, 4:01pm
Kory wrote:
25 Jun 2018, 3:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Do you need a prescription for codeine down there? It's not properly OTC here, but you don't need a prescription. You just have to ask the pharmacist (I think they do keep lists, tho, to limit the possibility of abuse).
Yeah, I know a fair amount of people that try to get some and bring it over the border. I never checked back in to see if they were successful though.
You might still need a provincial health card to get it here without a prescription.
That's a major drag.
Not if you're Canadian!
well, that's a drag of its own.
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Kory wrote:
25 Jun 2018, 6:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jun 2018, 4:55pm
Kory wrote:
25 Jun 2018, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jun 2018, 4:01pm
Kory wrote:
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Yeah, I know a fair amount of people that try to get some and bring it over the border. I never checked back in to see if they were successful though.
You might still need a provincial health card to get it here without a prescription.
That's a major drag.
Not if you're Canadian!
well, that's a drag of its own.
The codeine helps with that.
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Wolter wrote:
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Well, this made my entire day: https://anarchygossip.blogspot.com/2018 ... 8.html?m=1
The world needed this.

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I just set up the sprinkler to water our very modest flower garden in the front because we're going to be getting a devastating heat wave over the next few days (Sunday, the humidex is predicted to reach 46 C, which is 115 F). The only hose we have that reaches the front, tho, is this super crappy cheap tube that seems purposefully designed to kink every 6 inches. I'd throw it out but (a) I can't justify replacing it because it does work once I stamp out all the kinks every time I use it, and especially (b) the Boss bought it, and it gives me an opportunity to hassle her for buying such an awful hunk of junk. I'm holding a weak hand in the relationship anyway and I ain't giving up my pair of fours.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Jun 2018, 5:46pm
the kinks ................ the Boss
Kinks thread or Springsteen thread
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tepista wrote:
01 Jul 2018, 5:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Jun 2018, 5:46pm
the kinks ................ the Boss
Kinks thread or Springsteen thread
The Kinks >>> The Boss?

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The Boss (who endures my shit) > The Boss (whose shit is idolized by Hoy)
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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The Boss (who endures my shit) > The Boss (whose shit is idolized by Hoy)
Nice save.

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My friend Chris and I are really bored at work today, so we are actively trying to get blocked by Phil Collins on Twitter.
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Apparently Spiff was in town and never called...
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The wife and I were out running errands. We were driving along and were approaching a cyclist. She says watch out it looks like he might do something stupid. I respond well if he's determined to do something stupid there's not much I can do. She then proceeds to rip into me for the next 10 minutes. WTF?

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https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wxLy/schick-xtreme-3-wedding

1) Guy gets so wasted before his wedding he seriously oversleeps. His friends ain't there to make sure he gets to the church on time.
2) Same friends fuck up his hair. At the church, they still think it's funny to do that to him and his bride. What kind of person has friends like these?
3) So he shaves his head and grins like a massive creeper as he struts into the church.

Why is she marrying this asshole? Hope she soaks him in the divorce.

Thus ends me over-reading a dumb commercial.
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