Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

[Dr. Medulla]

Another open house is scheduled today, 5 pm to 7 pm, which, again, seems … sub-optimal for attracting the curious (isn't there a good reason that open houses happen on weekend afternoons?). I told B that maybe that's the time I work in the front garden wearing my "World's Sexiest Grandma" shirt …

Please post pictures.

Of me wearing that shirt?

[Spiff]

They're dumb.

Hold up, are you my wife?

Does the house look like this?

Ha, no. It's a big ol' narrow rectangle. Modern sleek and generic in its own class. They also fucked up when laying the foundation. They needed to go about 2 feet farther from the curb. Because of this, the driveway is only deep enough for a compact. Sooner or later they were going to get ticketed because the ass end of their car is in the sidewalk.

Please, please, please take a picture of this.

http://premierottawa.ca/property/24-douglas-ave/

Again, what's with the flat roofs? (I'm referring to the realtor's photo in the link Doc Medulla posted.)

Isn't that a disaster with the snow that you get?

[Dr. Medulla]

Again, what's with the flat roofs? (I'm referring to the realtor's photo in the link Doc Medulla posted.)

Isn't that a disaster with the snow that you get?

Hey, I'm prairie folk like you and don't get it at all. It's a French Canadian thing, I'm told. In the back of our house, we can access the lower roof from our bedroom, so I'm always out there moving the snow off and pulling down what I can from the upper roof. It weirds me the fuck out.

[JennyB]

Another open house is scheduled today, 5 pm to 7 pm, which, again, seems … sub-optimal for attracting the curious (isn't there a good reason that open houses happen on weekend afternoons?). I told B that maybe that's the time I work in the front garden wearing my "World's Sexiest Grandma" shirt …

Please post pictures.

Of me wearing that shirt?

Of course.

[BostonBeaneater]

Another open house is scheduled today, 5 pm to 7 pm, which, again, seems … sub-optimal for attracting the curious (isn't there a good reason that open houses happen on weekend afternoons?). I told B that maybe that's the time I work in the front garden wearing my "World's Sexiest Grandma" shirt …

Please post pictures.

Of me wearing that shirt?

Of course.

And nothing else.

[revbob]

Another open house is scheduled today, 5 pm to 7 pm, which, again, seems … sub-optimal for attracting the curious (isn't there a good reason that open houses happen on weekend afternoons?). I told B that maybe that's the time I work in the front garden wearing my "World's Sexiest Grandma" shirt …

Please post pictures.

Of me wearing that shirt?

Of course.

And nothing else.

Or else it wouldn't be sexy... do leave something to the imagination though.

[Dr. Medulla]

Please post pictures.

Of me wearing that shirt?

Of course.

And nothing else.

Or else it wouldn't be sexy... do leave something to the imagination though.

If you want it to be sexy, your imaginations will need to be working overtime.

[Dr. Medulla]

Did you really overpay for your home when you get this for a neighbour?

(It was a bastard doing this picture because the damned shirt is an XL—a birthday gift from someone who thought I was, like, 300 lbs or something—and was hard getting it all in frame. It's also the one shirt I have that the boss won't let me wear to class. She may be right on that count.)

[Inder]

Did you really overpay for your home when you get this for a neighbour?

(It was a bastard doing this picture because the damned shirt is an XL—a birthday gift from someone who thought I was, like, 300 lbs or something—and was hard getting it all in frame. It's also the one shirt I have that the boss won't let me wear to class. She may be right on that count.)

This is incredible.

[revbob]

Did you really overpay for your home when you get this for a neighbour?

(It was a bastard doing this picture because the damned shirt is an XL—a birthday gift from someone who thought I was, like, 300 lbs or something—and was hard getting it all in frame. It's also the one shirt I have that the boss won't let me wear to class. She may be right on that count.)

It must be horrible because even the internet won't let me see it.

Ok now I see it...

[JennyB]

Did you really overpay for your home when you get this for a neighbour?

(It was a bastard doing this picture because the damned shirt is an XL—a birthday gift from someone who thought I was, like, 300 lbs or something—and was hard getting it all in frame. It's also the one shirt I have that the boss won't let me wear to class. She may be right on that count.)

It must be horrible because even the internet won't let me see it.

Ok now I see it...

I can't see it.

[Dr. Medulla]

Did you really overpay for your home when you get this for a neighbour?

(It was a bastard doing this picture because the damned shirt is an XL—a birthday gift from someone who thought I was, like, 300 lbs or something—and was hard getting it all in frame. It's also the one shirt I have that the boss won't let me wear to class. She may be right on that count.)

It must be horrible because even the internet won't let me see it.

Ok now I see it...

I can't see it.

God has judged you kindly.

[Wolter]

Did you really overpay for your home when you get this for a neighbour?

(It was a bastard doing this picture because the damned shirt is an XL—a birthday gift from someone who thought I was, like, 300 lbs or something—and was hard getting it all in frame. It's also the one shirt I have that the boss won't let me wear to class. She may be right on that count.)

It must be horrible because even the internet won't let me see it.

Ok now I see it...

I can't see it.

God has judged you kindly.

I can’t unsee it.

[Dr. Medulla]

I can't see it.

God has judged you kindly.

I can’t unsee it.

God has always hated you.

[Wolter]

I can't see it.

God has judged you kindly.

I can’t unsee it.

God has always hated you.

Obviously, because He didn't strike me blind.