Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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I saw a poodle today with a haircut that made it look like he/she had an afro worthy of a 70s blaxploitation flick. Damn, muthahfuckuh, I thought.
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One for the Limeys...
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Ceefax brings me back to Saturday afternoons and refreshing every 10 seconds to get the goal updates and, of course, Bamboozled! Oddly addictive.
In other news: people who use the term Nom! should be flogged to within an inch of their sorry existences. Yum is bad enough without the abomination that is Nom!
In other news: people who use the term Nom! should be flogged to within an inch of their sorry existences. Yum is bad enough without the abomination that is Nom!
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Haha yes I remember watching football via Ceefax!!! The only time it was exciting was when United beat Ipswich 9-0 and each time you refreshed you wondered how many it would have gone up by.Low Down Low wrote: ↑14 Apr 2017, 2:20amCeefax brings me back to Saturday afternoons and refreshing every 10 seconds to get the goal updates and, of course, Bamboozled! Oddly addictive.
In other news: people who use the term Nom! should be flogged to within an inch of their sorry existences. Yum is bad enough without the abomination that is Nom!
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wait, the new MST3K host's name is Heston?
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Apparently both my children think Harry Potter is better than Star Wars. I've failed as a parent.
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Glare at them and communicate only in growls until they exorcise the Hoy from their being.
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Don't worry. It's just their way of rebelling. They will come around eventually.
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I fear the oldest, now a legal adult will never come around. The youngest, perhaps. Rebelling against me is like Calvin choosing to listen to Muzak.
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I think their wrong position stems from them reading all the HP books and that books are almost always stronger than movies... but still
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Testing your spouse's tolerance (part 14 of an endless series): When you're watching tv and a character Is excited and about to say something, insert the following dialogue: "This shit is off the hook!" Do it every time and reap the reward of a colder and colder glare from across the room.
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No wonder you need a wifi thermostat.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Apr 2017, 9:27amTesting your spouse's tolerance (part 14 of an endless series): When you're watching tv and a character Is excited and about to say something, insert the following dialogue: "This shit is off the hook!" Do it every time and reap the reward of a colder and colder glare from across the room.
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Connect all the dots and they do form a pattern!Inder wrote: ↑21 Apr 2017, 11:58amNo wonder you need a wifi thermostat.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Apr 2017, 9:27amTesting your spouse's tolerance (part 14 of an endless series): When you're watching tv and a character Is excited and about to say something, insert the following dialogue: "This shit is off the hook!" Do it every time and reap the reward of a colder and colder glare from across the room.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I just appalled the missuz with my knowledge that ALF's real name was Gordon Shumway. How she still hasn't figured out that 95% of what's in my brain is useless is the real mystery.
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