I think I'd take the Munsters too.
Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Ah, Mary.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Aug 2017, 8:39pmEM wins that fight easily. Was she the most beautiful woman on tv in the 60s? Diana Rigg or Mary Tyler Moore are the only others that come to mind.
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Yeah has to be both.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
She's no Carolyn Jones, but sure.Marky Dread wrote: ↑16 Aug 2017, 1:41pm
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
A timely tweet:BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑15 Aug 2017, 12:39amThen you should have written your death poem, summoned your second, and thrust the seppuku blade into the soft of your belly.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
I think I imagined this.Chuck Mangione wrote: ↑10 Aug 2017, 4:48pmWatched something that had "Gates of the West" in it. Can't remember what.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Going back: I like the Addams family more on paper, but if you're just talking the 60s shows, the Munsters were flat out better.
Addams Family Values remains one of my favorite comedies from the early 90s. WAAAAAY better than the sequel to a licensed TV show remake deserves to be.
Addams Family Values remains one of my favorite comedies from the early 90s. WAAAAAY better than the sequel to a licensed TV show remake deserves to be.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Thinking about applying to a company looking for an in-house content editor. The online reviews I checked out aren't encouraging, with the phrase frat house appearing in both positive and negative assessments. They want an editing sample, so I'm fixing up their shitty job ad. It'll either work … or not. Regardless, it's a lark.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
As long as the recruiter didn't write itDr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Aug 2017, 4:12pmThinking about applying to a company looking for an in-house content editor. The online reviews I checked out aren't encouraging, with the phrase frat house appearing in both positive and negative assessments. They want an editing sample, so I'm fixing up their shitty job ad. It'll either work … or not. Regardless, it's a lark.
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
I got a 10 plus page resume to review the other day. Why the fuck wasn't it tossed in the trash to begin with is beyond me.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Aug 2017, 4:12pmThinking about applying to a company looking for an in-house content editor. The online reviews I checked out aren't encouraging, with the phrase frat house appearing in both positive and negative assessments. They want an editing sample, so I'm fixing up their shitty job ad. It'll either work … or not. Regardless, it's a lark.
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Ha! It certainly wasn't written or proofed by anyone even moderately competent. Redundant phrases, shifting tenses, inconsistent punctuation, and unclear phrases—just awful presentation. Plus they call themselves "badass" and offer an "awesome" place to work (free snacks!). Nothing about the ad suggested they promoted a responsible atmosphere.
Christ. Rule 1 of writing: Your reader's time is valuable, so don't fucking well waste it. Academic c.v.'s are usually insanely long because you have to list every publication, every conference presentation, every committee served on, every course taught, every grad student supervised. It's like your parents never took anything you made off the fridge.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Yeah this was for a technical position. He had anecdotes for nearly every position he's held and many positions weren't remotely relavent to what he was applying for. Paper route?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Aug 2017, 7:20pmHa! It certainly wasn't written or proofed by anyone even moderately competent. Redundant phrases, shifting tenses, inconsistent punctuation, and unclear phrases—just awful presentation. Plus they call themselves "badass" and offer an "awesome" place to work (free snacks!). Nothing about the ad suggested they promoted a responsible atmosphere.
Christ. Rule 1 of writing: Your reader's time is valuable, so don't fucking well waste it. Academic c.v.'s are usually insanely long because you have to list every publication, every conference presentation, every committee served on, every course taught, every grad student supervised. It's like your parents never took anything you made off the fridge.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Like everyone's first resume, where you list your hobbies: listening to music; watching and playing sports; reading. How the fuck do employers figure out who to call for an interview when all the applicants are sixteen?
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