There will be no coke other than the cola variety, im quite sure of that. I'll probably be the edgiest person there and I wont be bringing it.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 10:01pmOh, well there's definitely suburban coke then. Has to be. People can't live in that kind of boredom 24/7. Maybe it's mediocre shit, but it'll find its way.
The most times I've ever been offered drugs in a single night was at a house party on some godforsaken domesticated cul de sac in sleepy-ass Sudbury, MA years ago.
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I am glad we are back on track - I hate that song so very much. You know what? Beck and Hanson are more talented than you, Mr. Radical.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 8:30pmGod, that hideous New Radicals song captures so well the sound of soulless, faux alternative corporate music. It possesses all the nominal characteristics of rock, but it's utterly artificial. Even the name of the band is mocking. I nominate it for most 90s song of the 90s.
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Maybe it will get cancelled? There is nothing better than when a social event you are dreading gets cancelled.revbob wrote: ↑07 Mar 2018, 10:14amThere will be no coke other than the cola variety, im quite sure of that. I'll probably be the edgiest person there and I wont be bringing it.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 10:01pmOh, well there's definitely suburban coke then. Has to be. People can't live in that kind of boredom 24/7. Maybe it's mediocre shit, but it'll find its way.
The most times I've ever been offered drugs in a single night was at a house party on some godforsaken domesticated cul de sac in sleepy-ass Sudbury, MA years ago.
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Oh, boy. Sitting in your living room hours before you expected to? What a treat.JennyB wrote: ↑07 Mar 2018, 10:31amMaybe it will get cancelled? There is nothing better than when a social event you are dreading gets cancelled.revbob wrote: ↑07 Mar 2018, 10:14amThere will be no coke other than the cola variety, im quite sure of that. I'll probably be the edgiest person there and I wont be bringing it.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 10:01pmOh, well there's definitely suburban coke then. Has to be. People can't live in that kind of boredom 24/7. Maybe it's mediocre shit, but it'll find its way.
The most times I've ever been offered drugs in a single night was at a house party on some godforsaken domesticated cul de sac in sleepy-ass Sudbury, MA years ago.
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It's so choice.Silent Majority wrote: ↑07 Mar 2018, 6:47pmOh, boy. Sitting in your living room hours before you expected to? What a treat.JennyB wrote: ↑07 Mar 2018, 10:31amMaybe it will get cancelled? There is nothing better than when a social event you are dreading gets cancelled.revbob wrote: ↑07 Mar 2018, 10:14amThere will be no coke other than the cola variety, im quite sure of that. I'll probably be the edgiest person there and I wont be bringing it.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 10:01pmOh, well there's definitely suburban coke then. Has to be. People can't live in that kind of boredom 24/7. Maybe it's mediocre shit, but it'll find its way.
The most times I've ever been offered drugs in a single night was at a house party on some godforsaken domesticated cul de sac in sleepy-ass Sudbury, MA years ago.
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It's better than pretty much anything in the entire world.Wolter wrote: ↑07 Mar 2018, 7:30pmIt's so choice.Silent Majority wrote: ↑07 Mar 2018, 6:47pmOh, boy. Sitting in your living room hours before you expected to? What a treat.JennyB wrote: ↑07 Mar 2018, 10:31amMaybe it will get cancelled? There is nothing better than when a social event you are dreading gets cancelled.revbob wrote: ↑07 Mar 2018, 10:14amThere will be no coke other than the cola variety, im quite sure of that. I'll probably be the edgiest person there and I wont be bringing it.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑06 Mar 2018, 10:01pm
Oh, well there's definitely suburban coke then. Has to be. People can't live in that kind of boredom 24/7. Maybe it's mediocre shit, but it'll find its way.
The most times I've ever been offered drugs in a single night was at a house party on some godforsaken domesticated cul de sac in sleepy-ass Sudbury, MA years ago.
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Yer boy Big Jim has landed a job that's a good deal less hellish than the bookies.
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Bookie enforcement?Silent Majority wrote: ↑08 Mar 2018, 12:57pmYer boy Big Jim has landed a job that's a good deal less hellish than the bookies.
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I'd guess rent boy, but you're getting a little long in the scrotum for that.Silent Majority wrote: ↑08 Mar 2018, 12:57pmYer boy Big Jim has landed a job that's a good deal less hellish than the bookies.
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PunterSilent Majority wrote: ↑08 Mar 2018, 12:57pmYer boy Big Jim has landed a job that's a good deal less hellish than the bookies.
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Unlike these Neanderthals, I would like to wish you a hearty congratulations, James!
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Thanks very much. I'm looking forward to moving on.
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"The devil came and took meSilent Majority wrote: ↑08 Mar 2018, 12:57pmYer boy Big Jim has landed a job that's a good deal less hellish than the bookies.
From bar to street to bookie"
Good luck mate, all the very best.
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Awesomeness.Mimi wrote: ↑09 Mar 2018, 8:48pmDinosaurs are cool.
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