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Thirded. And the bitch has yet to wish me a happy birthday!Mimi wrote: ↑05 Aug 2018, 9:00amSeconded.Kory wrote: ↑03 Aug 2018, 4:11pmSounds like it's time for a strike.JennyB wrote: ↑03 Aug 2018, 12:56pmThe woman who played Andrea Zuckerman from Beverly Hills 90210 is at my office right now. She's the president of SAG/AFTRA and is going around the country stumping for pro-union candidates and initiatives. Since we are one of the lead organizations against a union busting bill in MO, we are hosting them meeting. And my bitch of a boss won't let us attend.
ETA - I don't really care about meeting a d-list actor. I'm annoyed because my boss treats us like shit and she is hosting this event on workers' rights.
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Offer me an alternate explanation to this mystery: My Chucks were at the front door, in front of our stairs heading to the second floor. All of a sudden I hear a series of thumps coming from upstairs or maybe the stairs. I go to look at one of my shoes is on the landing of the stairs, where it does a 90º turn. The only thing I can think of is that one of our cats, who is all of 8 pounds, hauled it up there. But that seems really unlikely. She's never done anything like that and I don't think she's strong enough. B suggested that she somehow got caught in the laces and was running up the stairs to get free. That also seems dubious, but I'm so at a loss to explain this that why not? Short of a poltergeist, any thoughts?
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Maybe if you wore socks and cleaned your shoes every once in awhile, the fungus would not become strong enough to move your shoes.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Aug 2018, 12:47pmOffer me an alternate explanation to this mystery: My Chucks were at the front door, in front of our stairs heading to the second floor. All of a sudden I hear a series of thumps coming from upstairs or maybe the stairs. I go to look at one of my shoes is on the landing of the stairs, where it does a 90º turn. The only thing I can think of is that one of our cats, who is all of 8 pounds, hauled it up there. But that seems really unlikely. She's never done anything like that and I don't think she's strong enough. B suggested that she somehow got caught in the laces and was running up the stairs to get free. That also seems dubious, but I'm so at a loss to explain this that why not? Short of a poltergeist, any thoughts?
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Your theory is flawed by the fact that I always wear socks with my shoes. However, I can't disregard the theory because I haven't got a clearly more plausible alternative.JennyB wrote: ↑06 Aug 2018, 1:06pmMaybe if you wore socks and cleaned your shoes every once in awhile, the fungus would not become strong enough to move your shoes.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Aug 2018, 12:47pmOffer me an alternate explanation to this mystery: My Chucks were at the front door, in front of our stairs heading to the second floor. All of a sudden I hear a series of thumps coming from upstairs or maybe the stairs. I go to look at one of my shoes is on the landing of the stairs, where it does a 90º turn. The only thing I can think of is that one of our cats, who is all of 8 pounds, hauled it up there. But that seems really unlikely. She's never done anything like that and I don't think she's strong enough. B suggested that she somehow got caught in the laces and was running up the stairs to get free. That also seems dubious, but I'm so at a loss to explain this that why not? Short of a poltergeist, any thoughts?
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Any tiny swastika armbands left lying about in the garden?
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Antifa racoons have done a good job keeping our neighbourhood clean of the sinister ones.
edit: Welcome back, btw. Bavarian insight is in short supply here.
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It's in short supply in Bavaria too, you know.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Aug 2018, 1:48pmAntifa racoons have done a good job keeping our neighbourhood clean of the sinister ones.
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Scorekeepers, I get credit for the assist, right?Olaf wrote: ↑06 Aug 2018, 2:25pmIt's in short supply in Bavaria too, you know.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Aug 2018, 1:48pmAntifa racoons have done a good job keeping our neighbourhood clean of the sinister ones.
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gravity wellDr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Aug 2018, 12:47pmOffer me an alternate explanation to this mystery: My Chucks were at the front door, in front of our stairs heading to the second floor. All of a sudden I hear a series of thumps coming from upstairs or maybe the stairs. I go to look at one of my shoes is on the landing of the stairs, where it does a 90º turn. The only thing I can think of is that one of our cats, who is all of 8 pounds, hauled it up there. But that seems really unlikely. She's never done anything like that and I don't think she's strong enough. B suggested that she somehow got caught in the laces and was running up the stairs to get free. That also seems dubious, but I'm so at a loss to explain this that why not? Short of a poltergeist, any thoughts?
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Vince is fucking with youDr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Aug 2018, 12:47pmOffer me an alternate explanation to this mystery: My Chucks were at the front door, in front of our stairs heading to the second floor. All of a sudden I hear a series of thumps coming from upstairs or maybe the stairs. I go to look at one of my shoes is on the landing of the stairs, where it does a 90º turn. The only thing I can think of is that one of our cats, who is all of 8 pounds, hauled it up there. But that seems really unlikely. She's never done anything like that and I don't think she's strong enough. B suggested that she somehow got caught in the laces and was running up the stairs to get free. That also seems dubious, but I'm so at a loss to explain this that why not? Short of a poltergeist, any thoughts?
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Apart, these theories are the height of idiocy. Combined, they are sublime genius. The future may well be Klex.
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A friend of mine interviewed GG maybe a couple years ago and I asked him what his normal voice sounds like, so he played me a snippet of the recording. He sounds a whole lot like Stan Lee.
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My favourite ever Gilbert Gottfried bit was a guest spot on We Hate Movies about the Twilight Zone and how stupidly they word their wishes. "I wanna be rich. Groin destroyingly wealthy!"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Aug 2018, 4:50pmA friend of mine interviewed GG maybe a couple years ago and I asked him what his normal voice sounds like, so he played me a snippet of the recording. He sounds a whole lot like Stan Lee.