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Spiff wrote:
08 May 2018, 10:40pm

My son has figured this out already. You should search for a flight from Boston to Paris, and then search separately for a flight from Paris to Réunion.

I'd you use Expedia or similar and search for both segments together, you get outrageous prices.
Good on your son! I see a total of like $1200 r/t from Boston this way. We'd have to suffer through a day or two in Paris but those are the breaks.
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Spiff and the Beanies: Nudes and 'Ludes.

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(And congrats/well done to Spiff the Kid 😎)

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So VH, jr. is starting to play baseball this year, and at practice yesterday, the coach said "big hitter - move back everyone."

Listen, my people aren't generally known for their sporting prowess (Sandy Koufax excluded), so I am taking what I can get. And no, he's not going to go pro, but it's nice to hear that he's a kid the defense needs to move back for. I was certainly not one of those kids!
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JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 11:37am
So VH, jr. is starting to play baseball this year, and at practice yesterday, the coach said "big hitter - move back everyone."

Listen, my people aren't generally known for their sporting prowess (Sandy Koufax excluded), so I am taking what I can get. And no, he's not going to go pro, but it's nice to hear that he's a kid the defense needs to move back for. I was certainly not one of those kids!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2018, 12:03pm
JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 11:37am
So VH, jr. is starting to play baseball this year, and at practice yesterday, the coach said "big hitter - move back everyone."

Listen, my people aren't generally known for their sporting prowess (Sandy Koufax excluded), so I am taking what I can get. And no, he's not going to go pro, but it's nice to hear that he's a kid the defense needs to move back for. I was certainly not one of those kids!
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Of course. But he didn't go on a date with my mom. :mrgreen:
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JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 12:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2018, 12:03pm
JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 11:37am
So VH, jr. is starting to play baseball this year, and at practice yesterday, the coach said "big hitter - move back everyone."

Listen, my people aren't generally known for their sporting prowess (Sandy Koufax excluded), so I am taking what I can get. And no, he's not going to go pro, but it's nice to hear that he's a kid the defense needs to move back for. I was certainly not one of those kids!
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Of course. But he didn't go on a date with my mom. :mrgreen:
Sandy did? Your family is tangential to a lot of cool stuff.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2018, 1:03pm
JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 12:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2018, 12:03pm
JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 11:37am
So VH, jr. is starting to play baseball this year, and at practice yesterday, the coach said "big hitter - move back everyone."

Listen, my people aren't generally known for their sporting prowess (Sandy Koufax excluded), so I am taking what I can get. And no, he's not going to go pro, but it's nice to hear that he's a kid the defense needs to move back for. I was certainly not one of those kids!
Don't forget about the Hebrew Hammer.
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Of course. But he didn't go on a date with my mom. :mrgreen:
Sandy did? Your family is tangential to a lot of cool stuff.
Yup. I know - I'm like Forest Gump once removed, but not as sucky.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2018, 1:03pm
JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 12:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2018, 12:03pm
JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 11:37am
So VH, jr. is starting to play baseball this year, and at practice yesterday, the coach said "big hitter - move back everyone."

Listen, my people aren't generally known for their sporting prowess (Sandy Koufax excluded), so I am taking what I can get. And no, he's not going to go pro, but it's nice to hear that he's a kid the defense needs to move back for. I was certainly not one of those kids!
Don't forget about the Hebrew Hammer.
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Of course. But he didn't go on a date with my mom. :mrgreen:
Sandy did? Your family is tangential to a lot of cool stuff.
Don't forget Youk!

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JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 2:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2018, 1:03pm
JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 12:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2018, 12:03pm
JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 11:37am
So VH, jr. is starting to play baseball this year, and at practice yesterday, the coach said "big hitter - move back everyone."

Listen, my people aren't generally known for their sporting prowess (Sandy Koufax excluded), so I am taking what I can get. And no, he's not going to go pro, but it's nice to hear that he's a kid the defense needs to move back for. I was certainly not one of those kids!
Don't forget about the Hebrew Hammer.
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Of course. But he didn't go on a date with my mom. :mrgreen:
Sandy did? Your family is tangential to a lot of cool stuff.
Yup. I know - I'm like Forest Gump once removed, but not as sucky.
Or Zelig, but not pedophilia-y.
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I remember when those stories first ran. Mastefully juvenile.
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50.5W has left for Germany on the first step of her pro Athletics career.
Will catch up with her in Finland in July.
Very proud Dad.

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101Walterton wrote:
14 Jun 2018, 10:02pm
50.5W has left for Germany on the first step of her pro Athletics career.
Will catch up with her in Finland in July.
Very proud Dad.
That's amazing, Wally. Keep us posted!
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JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 11:37am
So VH, jr. is starting to play baseball this year, and at practice yesterday, the coach said "big hitter - move back everyone."

Listen, my people aren't generally known for their sporting prowess (Sandy Koufax excluded), so I am taking what I can get. And no, he's not going to go pro, but it's nice to hear that he's a kid the defense needs to move back for. I was certainly not one of those kids!
I remember thumbing through my friend's "great Jews in sports" book in high school and it was like 75% team owners.

But yeah, HG was great and there's a good doc about him: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Life_ ... _Greenberg
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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101Walterton wrote:
14 Jun 2018, 10:02pm
50.5W has left for Germany on the first step of her pro Athletics career.
Will catch up with her in Finland in July.
Very proud Dad.
Exciting stuff man. Good luck to 50.5W!
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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