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matedog wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 9:59am
JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 11:37am
So VH, jr. is starting to play baseball this year, and at practice yesterday, the coach said "big hitter - move back everyone."

Listen, my people aren't generally known for their sporting prowess (Sandy Koufax excluded), so I am taking what I can get. And no, he's not going to go pro, but it's nice to hear that he's a kid the defense needs to move back for. I was certainly not one of those kids!
I remember thumbing through my friend's "great Jews in sports" book in high school and it was like 75% team owners.

But yeah, HG was great and there's a good doc about him: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Life_ ... _Greenberg
Hey - five MLB Jews hit home runs the other day! https://www.jta.org/2018/06/12/news-opi ... e-same-day
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JennyB wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 11:16am
matedog wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 9:59am
JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 11:37am
So VH, jr. is starting to play baseball this year, and at practice yesterday, the coach said "big hitter - move back everyone."

Listen, my people aren't generally known for their sporting prowess (Sandy Koufax excluded), so I am taking what I can get. And no, he's not going to go pro, but it's nice to hear that he's a kid the defense needs to move back for. I was certainly not one of those kids!
I remember thumbing through my friend's "great Jews in sports" book in high school and it was like 75% team owners.

But yeah, HG was great and there's a good doc about him: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Life_ ... _Greenberg
Hey - five MLB Jews hit home runs the other day! https://www.jta.org/2018/06/12/news-opi ... e-same-day
Wow, you guys keep tabs on everything. :shifty:
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 11:17am
JennyB wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 11:16am
matedog wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 9:59am
JennyB wrote:
09 May 2018, 11:37am
So VH, jr. is starting to play baseball this year, and at practice yesterday, the coach said "big hitter - move back everyone."

Listen, my people aren't generally known for their sporting prowess (Sandy Koufax excluded), so I am taking what I can get. And no, he's not going to go pro, but it's nice to hear that he's a kid the defense needs to move back for. I was certainly not one of those kids!
I remember thumbing through my friend's "great Jews in sports" book in high school and it was like 75% team owners.

But yeah, HG was great and there's a good doc about him: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Life_ ... _Greenberg
Hey - five MLB Jews hit home runs the other day! https://www.jta.org/2018/06/12/news-opi ... e-same-day
Wow, you guys keep tabs on everything. :shifty:
Yes. Yes we do.
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JennyB wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 11:16am
Hey - five MLB Jews hit home runs the other day! https://www.jta.org/2018/06/12/news-opi ... e-same-day
This means something, but what? We go to our resident expert, Alex Jones, for more.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 11:55am
JennyB wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 11:16am
Hey - five MLB Jews hit home runs the other day! https://www.jta.org/2018/06/12/news-opi ... e-same-day
This means something, but what? We go to our resident expert, Alex Jones, for more.
:lol:
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Congrats, Wally! Best of luck to 50.5!

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Well done young Walterton, remember us when she's famous mate.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 1:20pm
Well done young Walterton, remember us when she's famous mate.
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Silent Majority wrote:
06 Jul 2018, 5:58am

My wife's band
You need to to tell that women to stop messing around and get your dinner on!

Seriously mate that's great. Does her band just play covers or any of their own material?
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Marky Dread wrote:
06 Jul 2018, 6:59am
Silent Majority wrote:
06 Jul 2018, 5:58am

My wife's band
You need to to tell that women to stop messing around and get your dinner on!

Seriously mate that's great. Does her band just play covers or any of their own material?
All covers. I think their Rebel Yell is better than Idol's.
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Silent Majority wrote:
06 Jul 2018, 5:58am

My wife's band
Great voice! Very well done to the missus.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Yeah she certainly has a great voice.

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Very nice. Very assured sounding. :cool:
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Love her voice. I know I have never met her, but I really want to be friends with her.
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