The Catch-All Brag About Your Significant Other thread

[Wolter]

Figuring out his schedule can be tough.

He hasn't been on dope since the third grade my god.

Dealing rather than using. Smart kid.

I didn't raise no dummy.

I want to get a bumper sticker made that reads "My honour-roll kid sells drugs to your dumb offspring."

I suspect Jordan will be this kid. Smart, but I’m slightly worried he might also be evil.

[Dr. Medulla]

He hasn't been on dope since the third grade my god.

Dealing rather than using. Smart kid.

I didn't raise no dummy.

I want to get a bumper sticker made that reads "My honour-roll kid sells drugs to your dumb offspring."

I suspect Jordan will be this kid. Smart, but I’m slightly worried he might also be evil.

Yankees fan evil or Putin fan evil?

[Wolter]

Dealing rather than using. Smart kid.

I didn't raise no dummy.

I want to get a bumper sticker made that reads "My honour-roll kid sells drugs to your dumb offspring."

I suspect Jordan will be this kid. Smart, but I’m slightly worried he might also be evil.

Yankees fan evil or Putin fan evil?

Maybe evil is too strong. I’m thinking amoral trickster chaos agent, like a Loki or Anansi

[Dr. Medulla]

I didn't raise no dummy.

I want to get a bumper sticker made that reads "My honour-roll kid sells drugs to your dumb offspring."

I suspect Jordan will be this kid. Smart, but I’m slightly worried he might also be evil.

Yankees fan evil or Putin fan evil?

Maybe evil is too strong. I’m thinking amoral trickster chaos agent, like a Loki or Anansi

I dunno, I see lots of potential in that kind of kid! Morality can come with age and experience, but trickster is a sacred gift.

[Sparky]

Ali is about to start her final year of grad school to become a therapist, focusing mainly on trauma. Thankfully she’s got good support out there for studying (it’s a remote program at Pepperdine), but it EATS up her time right now.

That's amazing though. She is going to be an incredible therapist.

Right? She’s so suited for this.

Cheers to you for supporting her. My wife was integral for my career adjustment and I am eternally grateful for that.

Hello,

My wife has been incredibly supportive - moving coast to coast (NC to OR to NC), relocating from her family in South Africa. I am eternally grateful.

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That's huge, it would be so hard for me to move to another state let alone another country. Consider yourself very fortunate.

[Sparky]

If you all want to feel old, VH, Jr. started high school on Monday.

You guys are going to be "empty nesters" in a few years!

[JennyB]

If you all want to feel old, VH, Jr. started high school on Monday.

You guys are going to be "empty nesters" in a few years!

Ugh.

[Dr. Medulla]

If you all want to feel old, VH, Jr. started high school on Monday.

You guys are going to be "empty nesters" in a few years!

Ugh.

"Hon, I bought us an RV. We're going to follow Chickenfoot around the country."

[JennyB]

If you all want to feel old, VH, Jr. started high school on Monday.

You guys are going to be "empty nesters" in a few years!

Ugh.

"Hon, I bought us an RV. We're going to follow Chickenfoot around the country."

Kill me now.

[Dr. Medulla]

If you all want to feel old, VH, Jr. started high school on Monday.

You guys are going to be "empty nesters" in a few years!

Ugh.

"Hon, I bought us an RV. We're going to follow Chickenfoot around the country."

Kill me now.

[Flex]

If you all want to feel old, VH, Jr. started high school on Monday.

You guys are going to be "empty nesters" in a few years!

Ugh.

"Hon, I bought us an RV. We're going to follow Chickenfoot around the country."

VH would NEVER say this. He'd refer to them as "The Foot"

[Dr. Medulla]

If you all want to feel old, VH, Jr. started high school on Monday.

You guys are going to be "empty nesters" in a few years!

Ugh.

"Hon, I bought us an RV. We're going to follow Chickenfoot around the country."

VH would NEVER say this. He'd refer to them as "The Foot"

I've been caught out as a fraud.

[JennyB]

If you all want to feel old, VH, Jr. started high school on Monday.

You guys are going to be "empty nesters" in a few years!

Ugh.

"Hon, I bought us an RV. We're going to follow Chickenfoot around the country."

VH would NEVER say this. He'd refer to them as "The Foot"

Indeed.

[Sparky]

If you all want to feel old, VH, Jr. started high school on Monday.

You guys are going to be "empty nesters" in a few years!

Ugh.

You two can convert his room in to your "naked room", just like in the movie "Failure To Launch".

[JennyB]

If you all want to feel old, VH, Jr. started high school on Monday.

You guys are going to be "empty nesters" in a few years!

Ugh.

You two can convert his room in to your "naked room", just like in the movie "Failure To Launch".

I am thankfully not familiar with this.