The Quotable Tepista

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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tepista wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:27pm
tepista wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 7:56pm
Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile. :sad:
My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.

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Wait, that wasn't funny. :disshame:
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I made a joke on the facebook the other day that i was pretty proud of, someone said there should be a female cover band of U2 and they can be called "ME2" which I didn't think was very funny, but I said they could have a song called "I Will Fondle"
That's pretty damn funny.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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JennyB wrote:
23 Jan 2018, 10:57am
tepista wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:27pm
tepista wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 7:56pm
Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile. :sad:
My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Wait, that wasn't funny. :disshame:
Life really was better under that Kenyan.
I made a joke on the facebook the other day that i was pretty proud of, someone said there should be a female cover band of U2 and they can be called "ME2" which I didn't think was very funny, but I said they could have a song called "I Will Fondle"
That's pretty damn funny.
Jenny likes tepista's new material, everyone else went to bathroom and waits for the classics.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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tepista wrote:
23 Jan 2018, 10:11pm
JennyB wrote:
23 Jan 2018, 10:57am
tepista wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:27pm
tepista wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:02pm


My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Wait, that wasn't funny. :disshame:
Life really was better under that Kenyan.
I made a joke on the facebook the other day that i was pretty proud of, someone said there should be a female cover band of U2 and they can be called "ME2" which I didn't think was very funny, but I said they could have a song called "I Will Fondle"
That's pretty damn funny.
Jenny likes tepista's new material, everyone else went to bathroom and waits for the classics.
Needs more Big Foot or chimp or even old school tranny.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Jan 2018, 10:19pm
tepista wrote:
23 Jan 2018, 10:11pm
JennyB wrote:
23 Jan 2018, 10:57am
tepista wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:27pm


Life really was better under that Kenyan.
I made a joke on the facebook the other day that i was pretty proud of, someone said there should be a female cover band of U2 and they can be called "ME2" which I didn't think was very funny, but I said they could have a song called "I Will Fondle"
That's pretty damn funny.
Jenny likes tepista's new material, everyone else went to bathroom and waits for the classics.
Needs more Big Foot or chimp or even old school tranny.
I don't visit this thread for the smart and topical political comedy, damnit. :angry:

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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tepista wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:27pm
tepista wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 7:56pm
Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile. :sad:
My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Wait, that wasn't funny. :disshame:
Life really was better under that Kenyan.
I made a joke on the facebook the other day that i was pretty proud of, someone said there should be a female cover band of U2 and they can be called "ME2" which I didn't think was very funny, but I said they could have a song called "I Will Fondle"
This is outstanding.

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On stars, Hollywood:

"I think this was my first Matt Damon movie."
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JennyB wrote:
20 Apr 2018, 12:28pm
On stars, Hollywood:

"I think this was my first Matt Damon movie."
I looked it up, I've seen Dogma, Stuck on You, and the Departed, which I don't even remember he was in. Wasn't that Leo?
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tepista wrote:
21 Apr 2018, 1:44pm
JennyB wrote:
20 Apr 2018, 12:28pm
On stars, Hollywood:

"I think this was my first Matt Damon movie."
I looked it up, I've seen Dogma, Stuck on You, and the Departed, which I don't even remember he was in. Wasn't that Leo?
Unfortunately Departed had Leo too. A lot of people rave about that movie, I thought it was pretty awful.

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revbob wrote:
21 Apr 2018, 5:31pm
tepista wrote:
21 Apr 2018, 1:44pm
JennyB wrote:
20 Apr 2018, 12:28pm
On stars, Hollywood:

"I think this was my first Matt Damon movie."
I looked it up, I've seen Dogma, Stuck on You, and the Departed, which I don't even remember he was in. Wasn't that Leo?
Unfortunately Departed had Leo too. A lot of people rave about that movie, I thought it was pretty awful.
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I came across this and, while it's probably too long for The Quotable Tepista, it definitely belongs on a Greatest Hits.
tepista wrote:
12 Mar 2013, 4:48pm
What would be a better movie for me to make up?

Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot

or

Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.

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Inder wrote:
29 Jun 2018, 6:14pm
I came across this and, while it's probably too long for The Quotable Tepista, it definitely belongs on a Greatest Hits.
tepista wrote:
12 Mar 2013, 4:48pm
What would be a better movie for me to make up?

Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot

or

Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.
I don't remember that but it sure sounds like something I'd say.
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tepista wrote:
29 Jun 2018, 8:52pm
Inder wrote:
29 Jun 2018, 6:14pm
I came across this and, while it's probably too long for The Quotable Tepista, it definitely belongs on a Greatest Hits.
tepista wrote:
12 Mar 2013, 4:48pm
What would be a better movie for me to make up?

Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot

or

Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.
I don't remember that but it sure sounds like something I'd say.
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eumaas wrote:
29 Jun 2018, 9:25pm
tepista wrote:
29 Jun 2018, 8:52pm
Inder wrote:
29 Jun 2018, 6:14pm
I came across this and, while it's probably too long for The Quotable Tepista, it definitely belongs on a Greatest Hits.
tepista wrote:
12 Mar 2013, 4:48pm
What would be a better movie for me to make up?

Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot

or

Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.
I don't remember that but it sure sounds like something I'd say.
Dude did you know about this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod
no, but will will come in handy for reference when i write the screenplay
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On professional baseball promotional giveaways and American colonial history:

Remember that time they did a blanket giveaway, and the blankets had smallpox?
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