Drummer joke
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Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
A: "Hey, let's play one of my songs"
A: "Hey, let's play one of my songs"
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YES!daredevil wrote:Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
A: "Hey, let's play one of my songs"
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Q: Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
A: So they can park in the handicapped spot.
A: So they can park in the handicapped spot.
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Anybody seen Jet Black lately?Dr. Medulla wrote:Hugo Burnham is pretty fucking fat.Wolter wrote:That's the spirit!Magnus wrote:okay okay!Wolter wrote:No! We're making FUN of drummers to piss off Potsie!Magnus wrote:An amateur drummer dies and goes to heaven. While he is waiting outside the pearly gates, he hears some incredibly fast drumming coming from within heaven. He immediately recognizes the playing, and asks St. Peter if that really is Buddy Rich playing drums in heaven. St. Peter responds:
"No, that's God. He just thinks that he's Buddy Rich."
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
Anyone got any good "fat drummer" references to stew our engineering friend's prunes?
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Two drummers walk into a bar, which is funny because you would have figured the second one would have seen the first guy do it.
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How do you get a drummer off your front door step?
Pay him for the pizza.
Pay him for the pizza.
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A Guitarist and a Bassist are arguing backstage and the Drummer walks up to them and asks why they are fighting to which the Bassist replies "Well the Guitarist detuned one of my Bass guitar's strings and he won't tell me which one."
^^^^^^^^Allowed?
(Is funny...)
A bloke walks into a shop and asks for a 50 watt Marshall amplifier and a Fender Stratocaster guitar.
The shop assistant says "Excuse me sir, but you're a drummer aren't you?".
The man says "How could you tell?".
"Well this is a launderette" says the assistant
^^^^^^^^Allowed?
(Is funny...)
A bloke walks into a shop and asks for a 50 watt Marshall amplifier and a Fender Stratocaster guitar.
The shop assistant says "Excuse me sir, but you're a drummer aren't you?".
The man says "How could you tell?".
"Well this is a launderette" says the assistant
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead...
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To everyone who's responded so far:
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How can you tell a stage is level?
The drummer's drooling from both sides of his mouth.
The drummer's drooling from both sides of his mouth.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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What do you call a kid with a set of drums?
A poster child for birth control.
A poster child for birth control.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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daredevil wrote:Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
ROCK THE CASBAH
A: "Hey, let's play one of my songs"
Ends up making payments on a sofa or a girl.
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What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?
A pizza can feed a family of four...
A pizza can feed a family of four...
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what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend...
...homeless
...homeless
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This one's my favourite so far.JulieJazz wrote:what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend...
...homeless
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From Amy Rigby's song "Gonna Give the Drummer Some": What's the difference between a drummer and a US savings bond? The bond will eventually mature and make money.
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