A passage from Plato's lost dialogue

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Wolter wrote:If we ever all attend the same IMCT North America meetup, we should definitely perform this.
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cretin wrote:
Wolter wrote:If we ever all attend the same IMCT North America meetup, we should definitely perform this.
omfg and you guys can wear fucking robes and shit. It'll be fun. <3
Also, huge masks and giant leather phalluses.
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Wolter wrote:
cretin wrote:
Wolter wrote:If we ever all attend the same IMCT North America meetup, we should definitely perform this.
omfg and you guys can wear fucking robes and shit. It'll be fun. <3
Also, huge masks and giant leather phalluses.
My heart flutters at the thought.
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Cretea: You should not plead the Minotaur's case, O Socrates.
Socrates: I assure you that I do not number the Minotaur among my friends, Cretea, but you cannot expect the Minotaur to restrain his passions when you do not yield to them any longer.
Flexides (entering the room): I heard rumor of intercourse with lion-men imbued with Zeus's thunder.
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eumaas wrote:
Cretea: You should not plead the Minotaur's case, O Socrates.
Socrates: I assure you that I do not number the Minotaur among my friends, Cretea, but you cannot expect the Minotaur to restrain his passions when you do not yield to them any longer.
Flexides (entering the room): I heard rumor of intercourse with lion-men imbued with Zeus's thunder.
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Flex wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Cretea: You should not plead the Minotaur's case, O Socrates.
Socrates: I assure you that I do not number the Minotaur among my friends, Cretea, but you cannot expect the Minotaur to restrain his passions when you do not yield to them any longer.
Flexides (entering the room): I heard rumor of intercourse with lion-men imbued with Zeus's thunder.
YES
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Socrates: Mateus is traveling to Thespiæ.
Flexides: By Zeus, was not its razing by Xerxes punishment enough?
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Mateus: I must away to Eleusis with fatty grease for friend Crito's chariot wheel.
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Flex wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Cretea: You should not plead the Minotaur's case, O Socrates.
Socrates: I assure you that I do not number the Minotaur among my friends, Cretea, but you cannot expect the Minotaur to restrain his passions when you do not yield to them any longer.
Flexides (entering the room): I heard rumor of intercourse with lion-men imbued with Zeus's thunder.
YES
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I love every inch of it!
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cretin wrote:I love every inch of it!
Your ebullient avatar reflects you perfectly
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Kory wrote:
cretin wrote:I love every inch of it!
Your ebullient avatar reflects you perfectly
TEE HEE HEE.
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Plato:

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JennyB wrote:Plato:

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