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"There'll be nothing alive in there after this," said Tim McCarthy, president of the company hired to fix the problem once and for all.

Apart from huge gas breathing spiders.
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Honestly, we had to do the same thing after I was bitten. They crawled out by the hundreds. But we weren't pussies like these people. And any house in MO is going to have brown recluse. They really are reclusive. The only reason I was bitten is because I pulled out an old quilt from a box and probably pissed one off.
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JennyB wrote:Honestly, we had to do the same thing after I was bitten. They crawled out by the hundreds. But we weren't pussies like these people. And any house in MO is going to have brown recluse. They really are reclusive. The only reason I was bitten is because I pulled out an old quilt from a box and probably pissed one off.
They do sound nasty little buggers.

This one was carrying some evil bug up near Heston's land.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29419418
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Marky Dread wrote:
JennyB wrote:Honestly, we had to do the same thing after I was bitten. They crawled out by the hundreds. But we weren't pussies like these people. And any house in MO is going to have brown recluse. They really are reclusive. The only reason I was bitten is because I pulled out an old quilt from a box and probably pissed one off.
They do sound nasty little buggers.

This one was carrying some evil bug up near Heston's land.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29419418
Yeah, in a way I was lucky because I was bitten in the small of my back, so I didn't have to have anything amputated or have my face scarred, but I did get kidney failure. That was lame.
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JennyB wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
JennyB wrote:Honestly, we had to do the same thing after I was bitten. They crawled out by the hundreds. But we weren't pussies like these people. And any house in MO is going to have brown recluse. They really are reclusive. The only reason I was bitten is because I pulled out an old quilt from a box and probably pissed one off.
They do sound nasty little buggers.

This one was carrying some evil bug up near Heston's land.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29419418
Yeah, in a way I was lucky because I was bitten in the small of my back, so I didn't have to have anything amputated or have my face scarred, but I did get kidney failure. That was lame.
Did you lose a kidney or was it just temporarily impaired?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
JennyB wrote:Honestly, we had to do the same thing after I was bitten. They crawled out by the hundreds. But we weren't pussies like these people. And any house in MO is going to have brown recluse. They really are reclusive. The only reason I was bitten is because I pulled out an old quilt from a box and probably pissed one off.
They do sound nasty little buggers.

This one was carrying some evil bug up near Heston's land.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29419418
Yeah, in a way I was lucky because I was bitten in the small of my back, so I didn't have to have anything amputated or have my face scarred, but I did get kidney failure. That was lame.
Did you lose a kidney or was it just temporarily impaired?
Just temporarily impaired. I had dialysis a few times and was loaded up with prednisone. In the hospital for two weeks.
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JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
JennyB wrote:Honestly, we had to do the same thing after I was bitten. They crawled out by the hundreds. But we weren't pussies like these people. And any house in MO is going to have brown recluse. They really are reclusive. The only reason I was bitten is because I pulled out an old quilt from a box and probably pissed one off.
They do sound nasty little buggers.

This one was carrying some evil bug up near Heston's land.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29419418
Yeah, in a way I was lucky because I was bitten in the small of my back, so I didn't have to have anything amputated or have my face scarred, but I did get kidney failure. That was lame.
Did you lose a kidney or was it just temporarily impaired?
Just temporarily impaired. I had dialysis a few times and was loaded up with prednisone. In the hospital for two weeks.
Moral of the story: If you're going to get bit by a spider, make sure it was irradiated first.
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I actually like, and never kill spiders. Except black widows, cuz I worry they could bite my animals. There were some when we first got our house, ain't seen any in a while
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tepista wrote:I actually like, and never kill spiders. Except black widows, cuz I worry they could bite my animals. There were some when we first got our house, ain't seen any in a while
I don't know if I've ever dealt with a poisonous spider before—I suspect not this far up north—but I either leave them be or escort them outside. Spiders and ladybugs are two bugs that I don't kill (who could harm a ladybug?). Dragonflies are also cool, but I've never been in a position where killing one is an option.
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JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
JennyB wrote:Honestly, we had to do the same thing after I was bitten. They crawled out by the hundreds. But we weren't pussies like these people. And any house in MO is going to have brown recluse. They really are reclusive. The only reason I was bitten is because I pulled out an old quilt from a box and probably pissed one off.
They do sound nasty little buggers.

This one was carrying some evil bug up near Heston's land.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29419418
Yeah, in a way I was lucky because I was bitten in the small of my back, so I didn't have to have anything amputated or have my face scarred, but I did get kidney failure. That was lame.
Did you lose a kidney or was it just temporarily impaired?
Just temporarily impaired. I had dialysis a few times and was loaded up with prednisone. In the hospital for two weeks.
Ouch! JB that sounds horrible glad you were OK.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:I actually like, and never kill spiders. Except black widows, cuz I worry they could bite my animals. There were some when we first got our house, ain't seen any in a while
I don't know if I've ever dealt with a poisonous spider before—I suspect not this far up north—but I either leave them be or escort them outside. Spiders and ladybugs are two bugs that I don't kill (who could harm a ladybug?). Dragonflies are also cool, but I've never been in a position where killing one is an option.
Same here. I take any and all bugs outside. Which is funny because I am a die hard carnivore.
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Marky Dread wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Marky Dread wrote: They do sound nasty little buggers.

This one was carrying some evil bug up near Heston's land.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29419418
Yeah, in a way I was lucky because I was bitten in the small of my back, so I didn't have to have anything amputated or have my face scarred, but I did get kidney failure. That was lame.
Did you lose a kidney or was it just temporarily impaired?
Just temporarily impaired. I had dialysis a few times and was loaded up with prednisone. In the hospital for two weeks.
Ouch! JB that sounds horrible glad you were OK.
Thanks, MARKY. It's actually a funny story to tell now.
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