I thought blow jobs were the currency of local politics.Flex wrote:How do you think I won my town council seat?Dr. Medulla wrote:This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
So what's the deal with buttplugs?
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Things changed when the teabaggers took over the school board.Dr. Medulla wrote:I thought blow jobs were the currency of local politics.Flex wrote:How do you think I won my town council seat?Dr. Medulla wrote:This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
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Well played.Rat Patrol wrote:Things changed when the teabaggers took over the school board.Dr. Medulla wrote:I thought blow jobs were the currency of local politics.Flex wrote:How do you think I won my town council seat?Dr. Medulla wrote:This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
Seat...heh.Flex wrote:How do you think I won my town council seat?Dr. Medulla wrote:This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
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Aww...I saw this thread bumped and I thought somebody had more Q&A for Buttplug Gurubot Flex.
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Well that's why I bumped it, to get that kinda shit started.Rat Patrol wrote:Aww...I saw this thread bumped and I thought somebody had more Q&A for Buttplug Gurubot Flex.
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I'll bite.
Hey Flex, would you be opposed to having a school named after you? How about one named after a future robot war memorial or something?
Hey Flex, would you be opposed to having a school named after you? How about one named after a future robot war memorial or something?
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Sentient Anal Probe 9000 Junior High. Go Brown Warriors!biopunk wrote:I'll bite.
Hey Flex, would you be opposed to having a school named after you? How about one named after a future robot war memorial or something?
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I initially read that it was a Paul McCartney sculpture and then it made sense.Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/1 ... 03192.html
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revbob wrote:I initially read that it was a Paul McCartney sculpture and then it made sense.Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/1 ... 03192.html
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Flex, what's the deal with this? It looks highly painful. And what makes it best on the market...the sheet metal screws with un-filed edges, or the fact that a two-pack lets you hang both of 'em at once?
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That's a pretty big discount.
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