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There's a show on E! called Botched. It's about two doctors fixing fudged plastic surgeries. On one episode there was a guy in his late 20s/early 30s who had spent over $100K for plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber. The guy was relatively good-looking to begin with, but he's obsessed with the Biebs. Don't understand it.

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Just like all people, you have to fuck up fifteen times before there might be consequences.
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/s ... ult-canada
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http://dailycaller.com/2015/01/08/proof ... ht-he-was/

You could always just wear a rug if you're having trouble sprouting some, Biebs.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/2 ... ertainment

What could possibly go wrong?!? If there was any centered young man born to take a joke with good humor, it's. . .

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/2 ... ertainment

What could possibly go wrong?!? If there was any centered young man born to take a joke with good humor, it's. . .
I'd feel better if the headline read "German cannibals to roast Justin Bieber." Thanks a lot, Obama.
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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/wor ... e23881643/

Does Argentina have its own Simon Wiesenthal who will track down the little shit and take him back for trial and execution?
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In what has to be the most 2010 thing I'll ever say, the new Bieber/Skrillex song is pretty dang tasty.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:In what has to be the most 2010 thing I'll ever say, the new Bieber/Skrillex song is pretty dang tasty.
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http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015 ... -news&_r=1

So I think the song they made is excellent and this video is very interesting because it goes into how the song was created. That being said, Bieber comes across as shockingly stupid. Some choice quotes -
"This is wrong Pooh Bear...no this is wrong-right."
"It's like the sounds that are used are...not cheap...they are very expensive sounding sounds."
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Bieber bringing the truth: http://www.teenvogue.com/story/justin-b ... s-clapping
Clapping on the downbeat is so god damn wrong.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:Bieber bringing the truth: http://www.teenvogue.com/story/justin-b ... s-clapping
Clapping on the downbeat is so god damn wrong.
I've seen more than one folk singer that I really respect do that and, hard as they try, they always end up looking like a dick.
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Awesome, and in Saskatoon no less …
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