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I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.
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Relic! Come back with those logs!Heston wrote:
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I feel that, had he lived, John Lennon would have loved Donkey Kong.
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What the fuck is she doing drinking a Coor's Light?Inder wrote:
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
D'you know that you can use it?
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D'you know that you can use it?
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Should have clarified my statement...I meant why is there more than usual? What did we do now?Wolter wrote:Are you new here?Alyssa wrote:Hey, what's with all the Canada-hatin'?
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The day I need a reason for pointless jingoism is the day I eat condom pastrami while wearing maple leaf underwear.Alyssa wrote:Should have clarified my statement...I meant why is there more than usual? What did we do now?Wolter wrote:Are you new here?Alyssa wrote:Hey, what's with all the Canada-hatin'?
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$50 to the hate group charity of your choice for a photo of that.Wolter wrote:The day I need a reason for pointless jingoism is the day I eat condom pastrami while wearing maple leaf underwear.Alyssa wrote:Should have clarified my statement...I meant why is there more than usual? What did we do now?Wolter wrote:Are you new here?Alyssa wrote:Hey, what's with all the Canada-hatin'?
Endut! Hoch Hech!
I feel that, had he lived, John Lennon would have loved Donkey Kong.
I feel that, had he lived, John Lennon would have loved Donkey Kong.
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I forgot about these bastards....
I remember when I was about 11 and used to go to see every Heavy Rock band that ever came to the Newcastle City Hall. The Brit magazine Kerrang was hyping up this band from Canada called April Wine as the future of Spandexery and they even had a song called "I Like To Rock." How could I fail I ask you? Well.... they didn't rock and the drummer had a heart attack during the encore. They wheeled him out on a stretcher with an oxygen mask on his face.
Canada, you fucking suck.
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Canada, you fucking suck.
I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.
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Heston wrote:I forgot about these bastards....
I remember when I was about 11 and used to go to see every Heavy Rock band that ever came to the Newcastle City Hall. The Brit magazine Kerrang was hyping up this band from Canada called April Wine as the future of Spandexery and they even had a song called "I Like To Rock." How could I fail I ask you? Well.... they didn't rock and the drummer had a heart attack during the encore. They wheeled him out on a stretcher with an oxygen mask on his face.
Canada, you fucking suck.
EDIT: That image seemed more appropriate
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That's the funniest shit I've read all week.Heston wrote:I forgot about these bastards....
I remember when I was about 11 and used to go to see every Heavy Rock band that ever came to the Newcastle City Hall. The Brit magazine Kerrang was hyping up this band from Canada called April Wine as the future of Spandexery and they even had a song called "I Like To Rock." How could I fail I ask you? Well.... they didn't rock and the drummer had a heart attack during the encore. They wheeled him out on a stretcher with an oxygen mask on his face.
Canada, you fucking suck.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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That just made my shitty night.matedog wrote:That's the funniest shit I've read all week.Heston wrote:I forgot about these bastards....
I remember when I was about 11 and used to go to see every Heavy Rock band that ever came to the Newcastle City Hall. The Brit magazine Kerrang was hyping up this band from Canada called April Wine as the future of Spandexery and they even had a song called "I Like To Rock." How could I fail I ask you? Well.... they didn't rock and the drummer had a heart attack during the encore. They wheeled him out on a stretcher with an oxygen mask on his face.
Canada, you fucking suck.
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I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Heston wrote:
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Inder: Plan Omega Beta Tango Charlie Niner. Execute!
Endut! Hoch Hech!
I feel that, had he lived, John Lennon would have loved Donkey Kong.
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A nation of Howard Hugheses, we are.Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_18811_5- ... apons.html
#3.
Ingenious little Nancy-boys they were.
Endut! Hoch Hech!
I feel that, had he lived, John Lennon would have loved Donkey Kong.
I feel that, had he lived, John Lennon would have loved Donkey Kong.
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