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Re: FAO Beaner

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Re: FAO Beaner

Post by revbob » 05 Jun 2018, 10:26pm

Not a squirrel but...
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I used to work in this mouse/rat infested place and this poor guy got crushed while we were moving around some heavy boxes. We didn't find this until a few years later when we were removing some of the heavy boxes. It was literally stuck to the wall and about as flat as a pancake. We didn't intentionally kill the poor bugger it was more a case of wrong place/wrong time.

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Re: FAO Beaner

Post by revbob » 25 Sep 2018, 8:44pm

Beaner's taken to the road...
https://www.wmur.com/article/yes-there ... /22863676
Yes, there have been a lot of dead squirrels on NH roads

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Re: FAO Beaner

Post by BostonBeaneater » 25 Sep 2018, 9:18pm

revbob wrote:
25 Sep 2018, 8:44pm
Beaner's taken to the road...
https://www.wmur.com/article/yes-there ... /22863676
Yes, there have been a lot of dead squirrels on NH roads
I’ve never tagged a squirrel but I went dead on a lazy turkey once on my motorcycle. He lived and I shouldn’t have stopped to make sure. Ornery muthafuckers those turkeys are.
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Re: FAO Beaner

Post by Rat Patrol » 26 Sep 2018, 12:46am

BostonBeaneater wrote:
25 Sep 2018, 9:18pm
revbob wrote:
25 Sep 2018, 8:44pm
Beaner's taken to the road...
https://www.wmur.com/article/yes-there ... /22863676
Yes, there have been a lot of dead squirrels on NH roads
I’ve never tagged a squirrel but I went dead on a lazy turkey once on my motorcycle. He lived and I shouldn’t have stopped to make sure. Ornery muthafuckers those turkeys are.
Amtrak always manages to gooify a few butterballs per year at Mansfield station on the Northeast Corridor when they come out like zombies to the platform to eat the morning commuters' discarded trash.

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Some residential abutter next to the tracks once lost a glass patio door to a turkey that got launched off the nose of an Acela train doing 150 MPH.
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Re: FAO Beaner

Post by revbob » 17 Oct 2018, 8:18pm

A man who ate squirrel brains may have died after catching rare mad cow-like disease
http://amp.miamiherald.com/news/nation ... 1245.html

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Re: FAO Beaner

Post by Dr. Medulla » 10 Nov 2018, 7:56am

"Operation Righteous Retaliation begins at 0500!"
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Endut! Hoch Hech!

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Re: FAO Beaner

Post by BostonBeaneater » 12 Nov 2018, 1:14am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Nov 2018, 7:56am
"Operation Righteous Retaliation begins at 0500!"
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Another veteran demanding two holidays and his ass be missed year round.
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