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Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Mar 2019, 10:11am
JennyB wrote:
14 Mar 2019, 10:02am
Also, I got New Jersey. This quiz is rigged! I don't even like Bon Jovi!
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TEXAS?!?!

Fuck this quiz
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JennyB wrote:
14 Mar 2019, 10:27am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Mar 2019, 10:11am
JennyB wrote:
14 Mar 2019, 10:02am
Also, I got New Jersey. This quiz is rigged! I don't even like Bon Jovi!
Hoy's making goo-goo eyes at you now and offering to share tasty Bruce boots.
Joke's in him - I just dyed my hair red! :shifty:
And somewhere on the left coast, a strange man spits out the whipped cream and sprinkles from his morning "coffee."
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Wolter wrote:
14 Mar 2019, 11:01am
TEXAS?!?!

Fuck this quiz
Did you answer that you like barbecue?

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revbob wrote:
14 Mar 2019, 11:42am
Wolter wrote:
14 Mar 2019, 11:01am
TEXAS?!?!

Fuck this quiz
Did you answer that you like barbecue?
I did. But I also said pork, damn it.

EDIT: most of those answers were “eh, I guess this one.”
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Texas. Guess I shouldn't have picked the cowboy hat.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Mar 2019, 10:39pm
I’ve convinced my MAGA cousin that I have been considering converting to Islam. He is beside himself but I’m going to keep it going. His sisters and my immediate family are in on it. We are having a family gathering this weekend and I’m going to refuse alcohol and ask if every plate of food has any pork in it. I’ll report back.
Hey, dinkhole, how'd this go?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 7:46pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Mar 2019, 10:39pm
I’ve convinced my MAGA cousin that I have been considering converting to Islam. He is beside himself but I’m going to keep it going. His sisters and my immediate family are in on it. We are having a family gathering this weekend and I’m going to refuse alcohol and ask if every plate of food has any pork in it. I’ll report back.
Hey, dinkhole, how'd this go?
He was put in hospital by his MAGA cousin.
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Kory wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 7:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 7:46pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Mar 2019, 10:39pm
I’ve convinced my MAGA cousin that I have been considering converting to Islam. He is beside himself but I’m going to keep it going. His sisters and my immediate family are in on it. We are having a family gathering this weekend and I’m going to refuse alcohol and ask if every plate of food has any pork in it. I’ll report back.
Hey, dinkhole, how'd this go?
He was put in hospital by his MAGA cousin.
I told the Boss about his plan and she was genuinely worried. She undoubtedly has a more caricatured view of right-wing Americans than me.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 8:00pm
Kory wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 7:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 7:46pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Mar 2019, 10:39pm
I’ve convinced my MAGA cousin that I have been considering converting to Islam. He is beside himself but I’m going to keep it going. His sisters and my immediate family are in on it. We are having a family gathering this weekend and I’m going to refuse alcohol and ask if every plate of food has any pork in it. I’ll report back.
Hey, dinkhole, how'd this go?
He was put in hospital by his MAGA cousin.
I told the Boss about his plan and she was genuinely worried. She undoubtedly has a more caricatured view of right-wing Americans than me.
https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/ ... -vandalism
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Kory wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 8:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 8:00pm
Kory wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 7:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 7:46pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Mar 2019, 10:39pm
I’ve convinced my MAGA cousin that I have been considering converting to Islam. He is beside himself but I’m going to keep it going. His sisters and my immediate family are in on it. We are having a family gathering this weekend and I’m going to refuse alcohol and ask if every plate of food has any pork in it. I’ll report back.
Hey, dinkhole, how'd this go?
He was put in hospital by his MAGA cousin.
I told the Boss about his plan and she was genuinely worried. She undoubtedly has a more caricatured view of right-wing Americans than me.
https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/ ... -vandalism
Something something I don't read the Boston thread.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Think we've done this before but 33/48. I imagine the non-Brits will struggle to get above 15...

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There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 8:19pm
Kory wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 8:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 8:00pm
Kory wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 7:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 7:46pm


Hey, dinkhole, how'd this go?
He was put in hospital by his MAGA cousin.
I told the Boss about his plan and she was genuinely worried. She undoubtedly has a more caricatured view of right-wing Americans than me.
https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/ ... -vandalism
Something something I don't read the Boston thread.
Nothing whimsical about this story.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 7:46pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Mar 2019, 10:39pm
I’ve convinced my MAGA cousin that I have been considering converting to Islam. He is beside himself but I’m going to keep it going. His sisters and my immediate family are in on it. We are having a family gathering this weekend and I’m going to refuse alcohol and ask if every plate of food has any pork in it. I’ll report back.
Hey, dinkhole, how'd this go?
It was a total bust. First, he's de-MAGAfied a little. The shut-down seemed to have softened him. Second, he just didn't believe me and my cousin (his sister) had no poker face at all. SHe started laughing her ass off when I was asking if the corned beef had any port in it.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
20 Mar 2019, 9:22am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 7:46pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Mar 2019, 10:39pm
I’ve convinced my MAGA cousin that I have been considering converting to Islam. He is beside himself but I’m going to keep it going. His sisters and my immediate family are in on it. We are having a family gathering this weekend and I’m going to refuse alcohol and ask if every plate of food has any pork in it. I’ll report back.
Hey, dinkhole, how'd this go?
It was a total bust. First, he's de-MAGAfied a little. The shut-down seemed to have softened him. Second, he just didn't believe me and my cousin (his sister) had no poker face at all. SHe started laughing her ass off when I was asking if the corned beef had any port in it.
Boo to your family.
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