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Re: Jeopardy

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I live by the river wrote:Congrats! Make as many IMCT references as you can.
Hopefully she'll be a multiple winner and can say one every day, but here's my preliminary point system. Feel free to add on

Can't it be both? - 1 pt
70%-30% - 2 pts
"whimsy" - 5 pts
SRP - 10 pts
YES! KORNGOLD - 25 pts
Any reference to sheep sex, cannibalism or imitation crab meat - 50 pts
That will Americana for Humbug - 100 pts
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Your strategy should be to rack up as many points as you possibly can (duh), at least double the points of the other contestants. Come final jeopardy you can write whatever you want on the card and wager nothing, since you've already won. I suggest "Keith Levine".
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Re: Jeopardy

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tepista wrote:
I live by the river wrote:Congrats! Make as many IMCT references as you can.
Hopefully she'll be a multiple winner and can say one every day, but here's my preliminary point system. Feel free to add on

Can't it be both? - 1 pt
70%-30% - 2 pts
"whimsy" - 5 pts
SRP - 10 pts
YES! KORNGOLD - 25 pts
Any reference to sheep sex, cannibalism or imitation crab meat - 50 pts
That will Americana for Humbug - 100 pts
Double jeopardy questions about profusely bleeding anus's.

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Re: Jeopardy

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tepista wrote:
I live by the river wrote:Congrats! Make as many IMCT references as you can.
Hopefully she'll be a multiple winner and can say one every day, but here's my preliminary point system. Feel free to add on

Can't it be both? - 1 pt
70%-30% - 2 pts
"whimsy" - 5 pts
SRP - 10 pts
YES! KORNGOLD - 25 pts
Any reference to sheep sex, cannibalism or imitation crab meat - 50 pts
That will Americana for Humbug - 100 pts
Macrame owl - 200pts
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: Jeopardy

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That's an ape!
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They owe it to the fans.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: Jeopardy

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Dr. Medulla wrote:That's an ape!
Killvan
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The timeline is wrong
I'll slit your throat!
Got a rake? Sure!
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Re: Jeopardy

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or she could spend the entire interview segment talking about Guitar Wolf.
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Re: Jeopardy

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tepista wrote:or she could spend the entire interview segment talking about Guitar Wolf.
I would build a monument to her if she did that.
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My dog looks like Jeff Lynne.
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I'll get me coat !

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Thats amazing. Like the Black Eyed Peas taught me to celebrate Jewishly, I´ll raise my glass and say "Mazel Tov!"
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Jeopardy

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Keytar holocaust.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: Jeopardy

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Heston wrote:Keytar holocaust.
I have a horrible feeling that that was my peak as a human being.
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Re: Jeopardy

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Heston wrote:Keytar holocaust.
I have a horrible feeling that that was my peak as a human being.
I've used it quite a few times, where do I send the cheque?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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