I have a horrible feeling that that was my peak as a human being.
I've used it quite a few times, where do I send the cheque?
Staple it to a passing beaver!!!
For fuck's sake, don't you learn anything from the Canadian threads??!?!?!??
The Canadian thread is meant to demonstrate that our politics is innerstin'. And beavers and moose are guaranteed cabinet positions.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
JennyB wrote:I made it! I posted on Facebook earlier, but for the luddites like Dr. M, I wanted to post here too. So, this morning I get called into my supervisor's office. At first, I thought I was getting fired (you know, for all of those "doctor appointments" and "meetings" and "webinars" I've had recently). She told me that she had nominated me for a United Way Child Abuse Hero of the Year award, and that I won. So I followed her into the upstairs lobby where one of the local newscasters is sitting there with a cameraman. I didn't think anything of it since this particular newscaster is very involved in community programs -- in fact, I had met her before through Stray Rescue. Anyway, she starts asking me about CAPP and what we do, and then says, "Oh, by the way, you didn't get an award, you are going to be on Jeopardy!" She interviewed me and asked me what my worst category is (Poetry) and then quizzed me. I only got one out of the four right. So now I am off to buy Poetry for Dummies. The interview is going to be online next week, so I will post a link. I will also let you know when I am going to be on. I know I don't have a chance in hell of winning, but I am real excited to have this experience.
Can I have Locally Owned Businesses of Oxford, Mississippi for $1000?
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
I am laughing hysterically, guys! Hopefully, I won't be so nervous that I forget an IMCT inside joke. I also can't wait because I am going to finally meet the guy who gave us the joy that is black people caring if PiL is going to reunite or not. Yes...I am going to meet Tep!
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
JennyB wrote:I am laughing hysterically, guys! Hopefully, I won't be so nervous that I forget an IMCT inside joke. I also can't wait because I am going to finally meet the guy who gave us the joy that is black people caring if PiL is going to reunite or not. Yes...I am going to meet Tep!
Buy a Josh Beckett jersey before you meet him.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
JennyB wrote:I am laughing hysterically, guys! Hopefully, I won't be so nervous that I forget an IMCT inside joke. I also can't wait because I am going to finally meet the guy who gave us the joy that is black people caring if PiL is going to reunite or not. Yes...I am going to meet Tep!
Can I join? We can all go get shithammered and ruin your taping.
I live by the river wrote:Congrats! Make as many IMCT references as you can.
Hopefully she'll be a multiple winner and can say one every day, but here's my preliminary point system. Feel free to add on
Can't it be both? - 1 pt
70%-30% - 2 pts
"whimsy" - 5 pts
SRP - 10 pts
YES! KORNGOLD - 25 pts
Any reference to sheep sex, cannibalism or imitation crab meat - 50 pts
That will Americana for Humbug - 100 pts
JennyB wrote:I am laughing hysterically, guys! Hopefully, I won't be so nervous that I forget an IMCT inside joke. I also can't wait because I am going to finally meet the guy who gave us the joy that is black people caring if PiL is going to reunite or not. Yes...I am going to meet Tep!
Can I join? We can all go get shithammered and ruin your taping.
Yes! And we should try to get Hoy to come down too.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
JennyB wrote:I am laughing hysterically, guys! Hopefully, I won't be so nervous that I forget an IMCT inside joke. I also can't wait because I am going to finally meet the guy who gave us the joy that is black people caring if PiL is going to reunite or not. Yes...I am going to meet Tep!
Buy a Josh Beckett jersey before you meet him.
I am going to buy him a Six is a Serious Number poster.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
tepista wrote:Oct 12 you say? I'll be just back from Hawaii, so I'll be tan.
I think I´ll be in Seattle that weekend hanging with K-Pox.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.