Pastrami.I live by the river wrote:solidtepista wrote:Hopefully she'll be a multiple winner and can say one every day, but here's my preliminary point system. Feel free to add onI live by the river wrote:Congrats! Make as many IMCT references as you can.
Can't it be both? - 1 pt
70%-30% - 2 pts
"whimsy" - 5 pts
SRP - 10 pts
YES! KORNGOLD - 25 pts
Any reference to sheep sex, cannibalism or imitation crab meat - 50 pts
That will Americana for Humbug - 100 pts
Jeopardy
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Chuck Mangione
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Re: Jeopardy
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tepista
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Re: Jeopardy
Too bad, that you-know-who chick moved back to LA this week.matedog wrote:I think I´ll be in Seattle that weekend hanging with K-Pox.tepista wrote:Oct 12 you say? I'll be just back from Hawaii, so I'll be tan.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: Jeopardy
Hoy's gonna cancel his trip. Hey Tep, VH is coming too! I read him some quotable Tepista last night to get him ready.tepista wrote:Too bad, that you-know-who chick moved back to LA this week.matedog wrote:I think I´ll be in Seattle that weekend hanging with K-Pox.tepista wrote:Oct 12 you say? I'll be just back from Hawaii, so I'll be tan.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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tepista
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Re: Jeopardy
Beej will back me up on this: I'm a lot funnier in the internet than I am in person.JennyB wrote:Hoy's gonna cancel his trip. Hey Tep, VH is coming too! I read him some quotable Tepista last night to get him ready.tepista wrote:Too bad, that you-know-who chick moved back to LA this week.matedog wrote:I think I´ll be in Seattle that weekend hanging with K-Pox.tepista wrote:Oct 12 you say? I'll be just back from Hawaii, so I'll be tan.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: Jeopardy
I imagine that everyone probably is.tepista wrote:Beej will back me up on this: I'm a lot funnier in the internet than I am in person.JennyB wrote:Hoy's gonna cancel his trip. Hey Tep, VH is coming too! I read him some quotable Tepista last night to get him ready.tepista wrote:Too bad, that you-know-who chick moved back to LA this week.matedog wrote:I think I´ll be in Seattle that weekend hanging with K-Pox.tepista wrote:Oct 12 you say? I'll be just back from Hawaii, so I'll be tan.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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Rat Patrol
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Re: Jeopardy
I dunno...all the botox-casualty Real Housewives of L.A. throwing themselves like locusts on flypaper at Hoy while Fingerpoppin' blares on the jukebox has its macabre kicks. Especially for Jews exempt from the Book of Revelations.JennyB wrote:I imagine that everyone probably is.tepista wrote:Beej will back me up on this: I'm a lot funnier in the internet than I am in person.JennyB wrote:Hoy's gonna cancel his trip. Hey Tep, VH is coming too! I read him some quotable Tepista last night to get him ready.tepista wrote:Too bad, that you-know-who chick moved back to LA this week.matedog wrote: I think I´ll be in Seattle that weekend hanging with K-Pox.
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weller259
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congratulations Jenny, best of luck to you, i'm sure you'll do very well!
Back in the mid 90's I tried to get on, made it through the first 2 preliminary qualifier rounds but then faltered badly and failed to advance. It is not very easy to get through their screening processes, but I did enjoy the experience of trying.
Enjoy it to the limit :)
Back in the mid 90's I tried to get on, made it through the first 2 preliminary qualifier rounds but then faltered badly and failed to advance. It is not very easy to get through their screening processes, but I did enjoy the experience of trying.
Enjoy it to the limit :)
From what I see there's still a little hope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope
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Thanks Weller!weller259 wrote:congratulations Jenny, best of luck to you, i'm sure you'll do very well!
Back in the mid 90's I tried to get on, made it through the first 2 preliminary qualifier rounds but then faltered badly and failed to advance. It is not very easy to get through their screening processes, but I did enjoy the experience of trying.
Enjoy it to the limit :)
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Re: Jeopardy
And unfortunately, Hoy won't be able to come to LA when I'm there.Rat Patrol wrote:I dunno...all the botox-casualty Real Housewives of L.A. throwing themselves like locusts on flypaper at Hoy while Fingerpoppin' blares on the jukebox has its macabre kicks. Especially for Jews exempt from the Book of Revelations.JennyB wrote:I imagine that everyone probably is.tepista wrote:Beej will back me up on this: I'm a lot funnier in the internet than I am in person.JennyB wrote:Hoy's gonna cancel his trip. Hey Tep, VH is coming too! I read him some quotable Tepista last night to get him ready.tepista wrote: Too bad, that you-know-who chick moved back to LA this week.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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CorwoodRep
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Re: Jeopardy
I don't even try to make jokes in public because I'm sure I just come off as an asshole. My sense of humor is basically an outlet for my sociopathic tendencies. My brother told me a rape joke last night and I laughed and laughed.tepista wrote:Beej will back me up on this: I'm a lot funnier in the internet than I am in person.JennyB wrote:Hoy's gonna cancel his trip. Hey Tep, VH is coming too! I read him some quotable Tepista last night to get him ready.tepista wrote:Too bad, that you-know-who chick moved back to LA this week.matedog wrote:I think I´ll be in Seattle that weekend hanging with K-Pox.tepista wrote:Oct 12 you say? I'll be just back from Hawaii, so I'll be tan.
"Put down the meth, boy." - TeddyB, 2013.
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Dr. Medulla
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Carlin: Some people say that you can't joke about rape, that rape isn't funny. Bullshit. Picture this: Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig.Kaleb wrote:I don't even try to make jokes in public because I'm sure I just come off as an asshole. My sense of humor is basically an outlet for my sociopathic tendencies. My brother told me a rape joke last night and I laughed and laughed.tepista wrote:Beej will back me up on this: I'm a lot funnier in the internet than I am in person.JennyB wrote:Hoy's gonna cancel his trip. Hey Tep, VH is coming too! I read him some quotable Tepista last night to get him ready.tepista wrote:Too bad, that you-know-who chick moved back to LA this week.matedog wrote: I think I´ll be in Seattle that weekend hanging with K-Pox.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Wolter
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I'm pretty much identical in person, except that I'm WAAAAAY louder.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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You were way loud. It did a good job of covering up me and Flex' innate awkwardness.Wolter wrote:I'm pretty much identical in person, except that I'm WAAAAAY louder.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I can't get the time off. You still going to LA next weekend?JennyB wrote:And unfortunately, Hoy won't be able to come to LA when I'm there.Rat Patrol wrote:I dunno...all the botox-casualty Real Housewives of L.A. throwing themselves like locusts on flypaper at Hoy while Fingerpoppin' blares on the jukebox has its macabre kicks. Especially for Jews exempt from the Book of Revelations.JennyB wrote:I imagine that everyone probably is.tepista wrote:Beej will back me up on this: I'm a lot funnier in the internet than I am in person.JennyB wrote: Hoy's gonna cancel his trip. Hey Tep, VH is coming too! I read him some quotable Tepista last night to get him ready.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Hey Tep and Beej...I'm coming to L.A. On Tuesday (I can't get The KKK Took my Baby Away out of my head)...would you guys want to meet up Wed night?
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy